THE SOUTHERN REACH

CLANDESTINE GOVERNMENT AGENCY STUDYING THE ANOMALOUS REGION KNOWN AS AREA X. OFFICIALLY UNDER THE JURISDICTION OF CENTRAL, THOUGH ACTING INDEPENDENTLY IN REGARDS TO PROCESSING AND ANALYZING DATA, SAMPLES AND ARTIFACTS FROM AREA X. WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY LOSS OF PROPERTY, DIGNITY, OR LIFE BY FAULT OF AREA X. READ ABSOLUTION. DO IT. DO IT!

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One of the administrators told me everyone from the latest expedition mysteriously showed at their homes and then died of cancer six months later so I asked how many expeditions there have been to Area X and he said every time something like this happens they just call for more volunteers for the next expedition so I said it just sounds like they're feeding expeditions to Area X and then one of the psychologists started crying

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This #PrideMonth, we here at the Southern Reach celebrate the diversity of our workforce and recognize the valuable contributions our #LGBTQIA+ researchers, managers, and expedition members have made in their service.

To our current #LGBTQIA+ colleagues: We thank you for all the important work you do. And to anyone who aspires to join us: Know that no matter who you #love or how you identify, there’s a place for you here at the Southern Reach. We will welcome you with open arms, quality health insurance, and adventurous career options. No matter who you are, we invite you to volunteer today for a life changing, scientifically groundbreaking expedition into beautiful #AreaX!

Happy #Pride!

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Today’s diversity spotlight: Some of the lab rabbits that we sent into Area X… were gay! 🤩🎉🏳️‍🌈

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Diversity win! The lighthouse keeper slowly transforming into an unknowable creature beyond human understanding is gay!

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“can you pay?”

no i cannot

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“the first and the last” yeah the first and the last time i want a whole third of a book from lowry’s perspective

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yes, i know mr. vandermeer saw my post. yes, i know it wasn’t even one of the really funny ones. you can stop reminding me now.

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and no, i did not bring it up when i met him.

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yes, i know mr. vandermeer saw my post. yes, i know it wasn’t even one of the really funny ones. you can stop reminding me now.

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call me an area x expedition the way i’m back in this digital hellscape

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boss makes a dollar i make a dime that’s why i put dead mice and plants in desk cabinets on company time

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While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again

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i believe in the healing properties of just laying down in ur bed n rotting

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area x fortnite map when

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never.

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Even tho I don’t like pink as a color I like pink in plants

Syngonium Red Spot

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How’s life ?

Do not ask me again

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