North White

North White, 18, Switch. That boy is a Northern wind. Aa sharp tickle at your nose. The invisible sting that plays with the end of your hair. He's never malicious, simply a playful force of nature. That can come as a smoothing breeze, or a sharp burst that chills you right to your toes.

[bunnies-maids-and-random]

“A Bunny’s Day at Work” — Top: Professional Hair Dresser — Mid: Professional Wrestler — Bot: Professional Stock Broker

[1-0-0-6j-deactivated20180812]

Pursued by many masks Flogged by whiplashes Branded like stock before the war I never die before I hear your vioce I never die before you have no choice I never die I never die Awaken in seas of sweat Reflections Full of bad memories

CREMATORY // I Never Die

[stefan-dale-blog]

Are you okay? You ah…you don’t sound like you should go to class tomorrow or still be awake.

[southwhite]

There’s a weird system at this school where you have to go unless you’re dying enough to be admitted to the infirmary- crazy.

[marklessxvirginia-deactivated20]

I thought we already decided on awesome.

[southwhite]

If you’re awesome then I’m magnifcent

[marklessxvirginia-deactivated20]

So I’m shawty…?

[southwhite]

Or you could be Bro or Babe?

[marklessxvirginia-deactivated20]

Okay! What the hell is a shawty?!

[southwhite]

It’s slang! For, y’know girl.. or short-one.

[marklessxvirginia-deactivated20]

You can call me awesome.

[southwhite]

Hey! You get awesome and I only get Dude?! Not fair! I could go Shawty?

[marklessxvirginia-deactivated20]

I’m definitely calling you dude.

[southwhite]

Awesome! Then what do I call you?

[marklessxvirginia-deactivated20]

Am I supposed to call you dude or Sir?

[southwhite]

Wait, are you allowed to call me Dude??

[switchingxrosesxred]

North Text: Idk where u r but the toilet's blocked

[TEXT] I am going to kill you. Can’t you plunge it?

southwhite

[switchingxrosesxred]

[TEXT] You don’t get people sexually frustrated by talking.

[TEXT] You get them sexually frustrated…

[TEXT] By getting on your knees for them and using your mouth and tongue for other… useful tasks.

[southwhite]

Text: What about plunging the toilet

Text: But like, really well

[switchingxrosesxred]

North Text: Idk where u r but the toilet's blocked

[TEXT] I am going to kill you. Can’t you plunge it?

southwhite

[switchingxrosesxred]

[TEXT] I can see you’re all torn up about my sexual frustration. I could always return the favour.

[southwhite]

Text: You gonna get me sexually frustrated? It’s not gonna be with more talk about what you want Winter to do to you is it? Because that’s a boner killer

[delta-wolfe]

[North Text] Heyyyy, Pizza?

[TEXT] ALWAYS PIZZA! IT’S A THING!

southwhite

[southwhite]

Text: Wanna come and pizza over here? 

[switchingxrosesxred]

North Text: Idk where u r but the toilet's blocked

[TEXT] I am going to kill you. Can’t you plunge it?

southwhite

[switchingxrosesxred]

[TEXT] I wanted to hunt Winter down during lunch so I could beg for my orgasm. And now I’m plunging a toilet and I’m sexually frustrated.

[TEXT] What would you do without me?

[southwhite]

Text: Woe is you

[shami1412]

Only Dylan O'Brien can look this hot even when he’s sick.

[delta-wolfe]

[North Text] Heyyyy, Pizza?

[TEXT] No. Do you have any idea how many calories are in even a  whole wheat, thin crust, veggie pizza? Or how much grease is in the cheese?

southwhite

[southwhite]

Text: Huh? Uh, a few?

[switchingxrosesxred]

North Text: Idk where u r but the toilet's blocked

[TEXT] I am going to kill you. Can’t you plunge it?

southwhite

[southwhite]

Text: There’s a lot of water- I might prune up!

[marklessxvirginia-deactivated20]

Um, everything? I’m kind of a procrastinator.

[southwhite]

Dude. Same.