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[kscotter]

Please watch this whole thing

[thegirlwiththebrownalmondeyes-d]

I would literally pay him to have sex with my boyfriend (who wouldnt want to do it since he doesnt like men. I’d be for my sexual pleasure)

[soyboyger]

Oh word?

[soyboyger]

Doctor... more like, Organic Mechanic

[tapireye-deactivated20220708]

Rugs by IMMATERIAL

[nosez-moved]

im not a people pleaser anymore im a huge cunt now

[anarchogay]

me after setting one (1) boundary

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

All I do is act incorrectly in response to stimuli

[hungwy]

chimpanzees are terrifying but if we teach them language they can be even scarier!

[gelatain-blog]

[soyboyger]

Me in a mosh pit: *bumping into people* sorry.  sorry.  sorry.  sorry.  sorry.  sorry.  sorry.  sorry.

[friendlyfatigue]

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

[asleepyteen]

linguini is the only millennial character ever written correctly

[metagnostic-deactivated20200809]

[slavery]

GINGER ALE BE HITTING ALWAYS I COULD BE DYING OF EVERY POSSIBLE DISEASE AND BE BLEEDING OUT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND TAKE A SIP OF Canada Dry AND BE LIKE ….. DAMN THAT HITS 

[bearie]

cats b like… i have triangles for ears and i like to touch things with my teeth

[intoxibello]

I’m gonna name my daughter Theresa but pronounce it like “there’s a”.

[intoxibello]

Theresa Snakeinmyboot

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

racing. now theres a simple idea that never gets old. who’s the fastest. i love it.

[soyboyger]

[soyboyger]

High people in tha Uber’s be lookin out the window same as children

[theoreocat]

[theoreocat]

Sometimes it’s possible to have too much determination.

[soyboyger]

he tried to eat the treat mid fall what an absolute legend 

[cheaphalloweencostume]

mid sentence