DILF Appreciator

Elliot / 25 / He, Him / Abstract Concept / gay “person” / semi-active

[furryprovocateur]

happy thursday

[evilwizard]

i don’t support the elf king’s social policies i just think he’ll be good for the economy

[evilwizard]

oookay so im learning orc city did most of the manufacturing for the elf kingdom

[dogpuppy]

[noosferik]

You've certainly heard this tossed around as a fun fact before, maybe you've dismissed it as a joke... But it's actually 100% true. The tanned hide of an animal stretched over a car seat imbues the vehicle with the respective animus, hence cars have such distinct temperaments.... Having found this out from a friend of an uncle on facebook marketplace, for weeks I fashioned my bespoke car seats from dog leather, yes, dog leather, there are now a couple dozen laika spirits bound to this honda civic. Nowhere will you find another car as loyal to its master. So no, I did not "randomly" swerve out of the lane officer. Fuck you.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

krames... how do i make a dnd character that's full Orc Bulge... without getting arrested for horny at table

you preface your character sheet with “the DM has no power to arrest me”

[straycatj]

Mr. J, where did you learn how to swear like that? 😫

OUTSIDE

[slimetony]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

[slimetony]

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

[despazito]

yeah sorry i cant come over tonight i'm busy

[avvocarlo]

we can watch together if you like if that's something you want

[mysillycomics]

[dovv]

🤨

[pinene]

Real weather lovers understand

[fridgebride]

the stuff going on at columbia campus rn is genuinely incredible

[fridgebride]

despite mass arrests by NYPD and several students (including rep ilhan omar’s daughter, isra hirsi) being suspended for their participation and having their university identification deactivated, the gaza solidarity encampment is still going strong well into its second day. def recommend following independent reporter talia jane who is taking part and providing live updates. (talia was the first reporter to break aaron bushnell’s self immolation in february; she was one of the reporters he contacted personally prior to the protest.)

[fridgebride]

thank you so much alexa @shivsblunt for mentioning it…..anyone who wants to contribute to their jail support fund can do so @ bcabolitioncollective on v*nmo. also, if anyone is in the area and available to join (via cssw4palestine on ig):

[fridgebride]

(x)

[duckdotcom]

Computer show me the "big one"

[psygull]

a dot matrix printer slowly but surely starts producing a crude representation of a largemouth bass

[rickybabyboy]

[Begin ID: "Red and white tabby looking at the camera with almost completely black eyes" End ID]

i never kicked mom strongly

[sillylittlemann]

Ricky…

[rickybabyboy]

awesome...

[rickybabyboy]

so nice i reblog it twice!

[piss-pirate]

His yucky face is my favourite thing ever

[piss-pirate]

[sexchangedotcom]

none of these words are in fast car

[catchymemes]

[abla-soso]

Isreal is trying to force the world to move on from its disproven atrocity propaganda, and we should never allow it to do so.

Keep reminding the world.

Name the lairs.

[mantis-core]

here's a link to the tweet thread