🌸 Mae Flower 🌸

pH scale is pushing 14

[prada2004]

i wish god would just fucking smite me already, that fucking bitch is taking her damn time

[jigglypuffsvevo]

*hides under blanket for entire day* oh wow where did all the time go

[donesparce]

There are three breeds of cat:

Chonk

Goblin

Yeah that looks like a cat

[donesparce]

Subcategories of breeds:

Floof

Naked

Normal

[argentinelakeduck]

[teapotsahoy]

When ur like: “this show is very good.  In fact, it is too good.  I want something I can watch with 30% brain and this is a minimum 60% brain show.”

[hmnalns]

http://humanaliens.tumblr.com/

[b3autifulinchaos]

[whitmoreindustries]

The next Avengers movie is gonna start like

[bob-belcher]

2018 mood

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[menta1-illness]

*quietly, from under 6 blankets* what the fuck

[notkatniss]

he really shouldve immediately died for this 

[blu-iv]

All the ghost in the house when she said this

[sapphoshands]

…i love her?!?

[trainthief]

QUEEN OF BEING HUMAN 

[typecozey-deactivated20201222]

Im very nice and caring but also filled with neutrality and rage

[dare-i-say-asexual]

i love little kids with very niche interests. Like for awhile I nannied for a family who had a little girl who loved old black and white movies. She adopted a transatlantic accent, constantly wore a long string of plastic pearls, and would often dramatically drape herself over pieces of furniture when told to do something and say “I just can’t do it babe”

[dare-i-say-asexual]

i once dropped her stuffed animal and she yelled “there’s been a murder!”

[volatilequeen]

[dankmemesforsadteens]

a good evolution

[lierdumoa]

Memes have become so heavily context-dependent that they briefly spawned a side-phenomenon of corporations mistakenly assuming that the image combinations are simply random, and that “randomness” is what the new generation finds humorous, and then deliberately creating nonsense ads in a desperate attempt to appeal to the youth, which went on for several years before they finally started hiring younger social media managers.

[yyelena]