My Brother Fabio

No, I really do think i'm funny

[knightofleo]

[edeer-moved]

i can’t believe blizzard fucking killed jack morrison

[hodinodi]

get your ass beaten by the lobster buds

[cwunch]

[rabbitgoblin]

I know a guy who ended up becoming a professional chef because of the tim burton charlie and the chocolate factory movie and i guarantee none of you will be able to guess how

[rabbitgoblin]

ok so this movie came out like, 2005ish? And this kid was in his early teens, so 12-14 years old i guess. And he’s watching this movie and there’s the scene where the chewing gum kid, Violet something, is chewing the gum that tastes like a three course meal and the first two tastes are tomato soup and roast beef and that’s all well and good but then it gets to blueberry pie and OOP she’s all swollen up like a ten-foot tall human blueberry. And this kid, being the age he was, had just kinda started puberty and might’ve had a little crush on Violet to start with, so all the feelings and hormones got a lil mixed up while watching that scene and he ended up with a great big inflation kink. So this is a thing for a few more years, he’s cranking his hog to deviantart pictures of big ol balloon ladies and the kink develops (as they sometimes do) into one where he gets off from watching those videos where people eat a ton of food. But then from there he starts to become interested, not in the person eating the food, but the food itself. Pretty soon he’s watching cooking video tutorials and attempting to cook for his family and within a couple years he’s got good. Real good. So good, in fact, that he publishes a modest cookbook at age 17 and makes enough money off selling it to buy himself a car. By the time he’s graduated highschool he’s had scholarships and apprenticeship offers from no less that 5 separate cooking schools, three of which were international. He told me all this inbetween throwing up in a bathtub at a party we were both at. I hadn’t actually met him beforehand but id seen him around school a few times (he was a couple years older than me). Last I heard of him, he’s working as the head chef in some big boy restaurant back in my city and has at least one award for something. And that’s how some guy became a professional chef thanks to tim burtons charlie and the chocolate factory movie

[dat-soldier]

that’s how it is sometimes

[plants4]

[undercitytwerkteam]

[ositia]

this request rly spoke to me so heres a … chain reaction snowball fight

(some of the panels are quite large, fullsize is your friend)

art blog

[whitewashedhanzo]

blizzard budget

$40 the cage to hold jeff kaplan captive $300 commissioning that one bara artist to paint reinhardt very sexily $100000000 hiring terry crews $1 to print terry crews’ nda contract that he promptly tore into pieces after signing, and ate

[owainigo]

im so sorry if this has been done already but a friend inspired me

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[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

haters will see you and be like, “w

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[lady-redhaired]

PATRICK LET IT END

[brelakor]

He… he looks like he’s trying to take a real tough shit

Probably the same face me made when he shat all over Arlathan hueheuehueuehe

[spazerbeam]

[rindeservedbetter-deactivated20]

[inactiveblogger-deactivated2018]

you've heard of Death Note, now get ready for

LiveJournal

[ohcorny]

this is the gayest thing anyone has ever said to me in a video game