What are you doing? Going with you to the Smithsonian. Don’t you have a life, Scully? You keep that up, Mulder, and I’ll hurt you like that beast woman.
The X-Files, The Jersey Devil; 1x05.
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What are you doing? Going with you to the Smithsonian. Don’t you have a life, Scully? You keep that up, Mulder, and I’ll hurt you like that beast woman.
The X-Files, The Jersey Devil; 1x05.
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Signs as things my Physics Teacher said.
aries: "Stand up Gabe, I'm setting your desk on fire."
taurus: "I don't care who's condom it is, put it away."
gemini: "Whoever wrote mitochondria as the most important thing you learned in science raise your hand I know there's more then one."
cancer: "No don't ask Jesus for help on your quiz if you didn't study, not even Jesus can help you now."
leo: "Would anyone like to donate clothing to put on our class skeleton, it makes me uncomfortable he gets to be naked in this class but I can't."
virgo: "No I'm not grading your tests I'm trying to sell my world of Warcraft account. That's what happens when you have kids."
libra: "Don't marry anyone named Mia. Most likely she's only marrying you for a visa trust me."
scorpio: "Oh really does it say your a loser on your birth certificate too?"
sagittarius: "I may have accidentally sent a very personal email to one of your parents that was suppose to go to my mom."
capricorn: "Which one of you hell beasts stole my almond chocolate off my desk?"
aquarius: "No Gabe, Bill Nye the science guy isn't a documentary."
pisces: "Do I look like I would keep dead rats in a jar?- Don't answer that."
me: *accidentally reveals something personal while joking*
friend: dude that's dark are you okay?
me: whoops Sharing Time™ is over, come back next week!
this is one of my favorite tweets of all time
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this is fucking funnier in spanish
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Never apologize for burning too brightly or collapsing into yourself every night. That is how galaxies are made.
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me: cool I guess
tarot reader: why is every card death, what the fuck, I don't even have that many death cards
me: figures
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I’m absolutely in love with this.