to live would be an awfully big adventure

hi there, im jess from australia i like books, space and claude monet

[slayerbuffy]

What are you doing? Going with you to the Smithsonian. Don’t you have a life, Scully? You keep that up, Mulder, and I’ll hurt you like that beast woman.

The X-Files, The Jersey Devil; 1x05.

[rebel6]

[sparrowwitharrows-deactivated20]

[comradesaucegay]

♡  follow for more soft grump aesthetic ♡

[sp-acey]

Signs as things my Physics Teacher said.

aries: "Stand up Gabe, I'm setting your desk on fire."

taurus: "I don't care who's condom it is, put it away."

gemini: "Whoever wrote mitochondria as the most important thing you learned in science raise your hand I know there's more then one."

cancer: "No don't ask Jesus for help on your quiz if you didn't study, not even Jesus can help you now."

leo: "Would anyone like to donate clothing to put on our class skeleton, it makes me uncomfortable he gets to be naked in this class but I can't."

virgo: "No I'm not grading your tests I'm trying to sell my world of Warcraft account. That's what happens when you have kids."

libra: "Don't marry anyone named Mia. Most likely she's only marrying you for a visa trust me."

scorpio: "Oh really does it say your a loser on your birth certificate too?"

sagittarius: "I may have accidentally sent a very personal email to one of your parents that was suppose to go to my mom."

capricorn: "Which one of you hell beasts stole my almond chocolate off my desk?"

aquarius: "No Gabe, Bill Nye the science guy isn't a documentary."

pisces: "Do I look like I would keep dead rats in a jar?- Don't answer that."

[sp-acey]

me: *accidentally reveals something personal while joking*

friend: dude that's dark are you okay?

me: whoops Sharing Time™ is over, come back next week!

[birdonahotdog]

this is one of my favorite tweets of all time

[mimundoentrelibro-deactivated20]

[lackyannie]

in any language, we know this pain

[alternativecheese-deactivated20]

this is fucking funnier in spanish

[elithedndyke]

@cruelcupcake

[east-up-deactivated20200529]

Ride//Twenty one pilots

[christianluiten]

[de-i-ji]

weeds may be weeds but that doesn’t mean they’re not pretty (note: may also apply to people)

ig: hurricanepixie

[zenpencils]

ISAAC ASIMOV ‘A lifetime of learning’

[wordsnquotes]

Never apologize for burning too brightly or collapsing into yourself every night. That is how galaxies are made.

Tyler Kent White (via wordsnquotes)

[sp-acey]

tarot reader: now I will show you your fortune

me: cool I guess

tarot reader: why is every card death, what the fuck, I don't even have that many death cards

me: figures

[only1600kids]

#notallbirds

[daingertmadelyn-deactivated2025]

[archatlas]

[ayeitskaylee]

I don’t know why.. But I really like this.

[blondef-ingassassin]

I’m absolutely in love with this.