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[sp00kyjellybeans]

BLOG GUIDE

for sp00kyjellybeans

Hey there! This is a guide to my blog :D

Do NOT interact if you are a terf, support Trump, are right-leaning, anti-native, anti-semetic, a MAP or have any support for them, a JK Rowling/Smeyer supporter, a bootlicker (Blue Lives Matter supporter), a nazi, and are just a generally hateful person towards marginalized groups.

Masterlist

CHARACTER PLAYLISTS

Check out my Etsy for personalized one-shots!

Requests: OPEN

My ask box is always open. If you send a request while they are closed it will be deleted. I take requests for headcanons, oneshots and series

CHARACTERS I WRITE FOR:

Scream: Billy Loomis, Sidney Prescott, Stu Macher, Tatum Riley, Randy Meeks, Dewey Riley, Mickey Altieri

Heathers: Jason Dean [JD], Veronica Sawyer

It: Bill Denbrough, Richie Tozier, Eddie Kaspbrak, Stanley Uris, Beverly Marsh

American Psycho: Patrick Bateman

American Horror Story: Tate Langdon, Michael Langdon, Violet Harmon, Moira O'Hara, Kit Walker, Madison Montgomery, Zoe Benson, Kyle Spencer, James March

Psycho/Bates Motel: Norman Bates

The Boy: Brahms Heelshire

You: Joe Goldberg, Love Quinn, Peach Salinger, Forty Quinn

I WILL NOT WRITE ABOUT:

Incest, Rape/Noncon, Smut, Abuse, Suicide/Self-harm

Besides all that, I’m a friendly person that loves to interact!! Feel free to send in asks or message me anytime! Thanks for visiting my blog :)

[la-duvalin]

So...

[straightboyfriend]

self check out machine in a grocery store that makes you select if you want a male, female, or non-binary voice before you begin your transaction. you’re perplexed by the non-binary voice option so you click it & snoop dogg starts talking

[wells-hannah]

FRIENDS ( 1994 - 2004 ) ↳ season 4 episode 9

[bodymodificationnation]

People who get serial killer tattoos are gross. Imagine having no respect for murder victims or their partner, children, parents, siblings, grandparents, aunts/uncles, cousins and friends.

[killer-cranium]

i never posted this doodle of stu with freckles so here

[sp00kyjellybeans]

are any other slasher blogs getting recs to follow irl serial killer fan blogs? columbine blogs?????? is it just me ????????

[scurybooween]

Coraline 🌙 Lydia 📷 Wednesday ☠️ Who is your favourite one? 🖤

done by Irenhorrors

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[starsalvation]

@feelin-woozy​

[sp00kyjellybeans]

💔, 🔪, and ⚔!! dude I missed you!!!

💔 The slasher you’d LEAST like to meet IRL.

Billy Loomis… Lmao who’s surprised

🔪 If you could own one slasher weapon which would it be?

Hannibal’s mouth /j

⚔️ What slasher do you think you could beat in a fight?

none im small and they could kill me in one punch

also missed u too babe im hopefully back for good😎😎😎😎

[collecting-heelshire-hewitt-dea]

Slasher Ask Game -

💔 The slasher you’d LEAST like to meet IRL.

💘 The slasher you’d MOST like to meet IRL.

🎭 If you could own one slasher mask which would it be?

🔪 If you could own one slasher weapon which would it be?

🎧 A song you associate with a slasher.

🎤 Which slasher has the nicest voice?

💍 Would you rather be proposed to by a slasher or you propose to them?

🥩 The Sawyers & Hewitts invite you for dinner are you taking a bite? Also which family would you rather have dinner with?

🩰 Which slasher would you like to slow dance with & which do think is the best slow dancer?

🏠 If you could live with only one slasher who would it be? How’s the experience?

🥼Oh no you’re injured! Which slasher would you like to nurse you back to health?

⚔️ What slasher do you think you could beat in a fight?

☎️ Receive a call from Billy Lenz or Billy Loomis?

👻 If you could go through a haunted house with one slasher who would you want to take?

👶 You’re being interviewed by the Heelshire’s for Greta’s position. Would they hire you?

👩‍🎤🧑‍🎤 You get you wear matching outfits with a slasher of your choice. What are you guys wearing?

🏒🔥 Jason or Freddy?

🧇 It’s dinner time! Which Sinclair brother would you like to cook for you? & how well does it go?

🤗 Which slasher do you think gives the best hugs?

🛁 What slasher do you think needs a bath the most?

🕷 The Collector, Asa Emory, has bugged your house with traps! Are you falling for one or becoming part of his collection?

💭 You can ask any slasher whatever question you want. Who & what are you going to ask?

📹 You’re on the run from Chromeskull like Princess. How well does it go & do you think you’d survive the night?

💋 Do you prefer to selfship, use OCs with slashers or ship slashers together?

🐶 Are there any animals you associate with slashers?

🎃 It’s Halloween and you bump into Micheal Myers! What are you dressed as?

[ambroses-mascot]

“Excuse me, he asked for a boy toy not a girl toy.”

[sp00kyjellybeans]

Details About Patrick Bateman (American Psycho, the book)

A few weeks ago I bought American Psycho to read since I heard its much more of a trip than the movie. But alas, it’s painfully slow…

So here are some fun details about Pat that I have discovered upon reading (I’ll add more as I go on)

Likes Janet Jackson

Is really REALLY into Dr. Phil-type shows

Gets embarrassed easily, almost to the point of tears

Idolizes 80s Donald Trump

Severely hates live music (I can’t recall if this was mentioned in the movie) but he even went to a concert and covered his ears part of the time

Analyzes music albums to the point of where I had to read a whole chapter about his opinions on Phil Collins

Bouncing off of that, he believes Phil Collins has a groovier vibe and “sounds more black” than Michael Jackson AND Prince …

[movie-gifs]

Ghosts are real. This much, I know.

CRIMSON PEAK 2015, dir. Guillermo del Toro

[r0ttkinz-deactivated20210916]

Randy Meeks appreciation posting time

[sp00kyjellybeans]

THIS DESERVES ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD

[tishonlakeya-deactivated2021042]

Ppl are so stupid hashtagging anything without getting the complete facts and story on what happened ...all cases are different ..this was a justified shooting

[sp00kyjellybeans]

This dumbass here believes that not everything is a race case. 

There is no justification for shooting a black child. Ma’Khia Bryant was a baby, barely lived life. I know for a fact that if she was white then the police would never have started shooting in the first place. 

Y’all bootlickers are ignorant and choose to believe what you want. Gross.

[horrorgifs]

THE CONJURING 2 (2016) dir. James Wan