Clingy Patrick Bateman Who Uses You as His Personal Pillow HCs
✦ You never expected it, but Patrick Bateman is the most ridiculously clingy man in bed.
✦ He uses your body like a personal pillow, molding around you, arms and legs locked in place. And God forbid you shift in your sleep—he’ll let out the most annoyed grumble if his hands slip off you for even a second.
✦ He needs your warmth. Needs your breathing ghosting over his skin like a lullaby. Without it, he can’t sleep.
✦ Even when you try to get up to pee, he doesn’t let go.
✦ “Mmh… don’t go… stay,” he murmurs, voice rough with sleep.
✦ You roll your eyes. “Patrick, I need to piss.”
✦ He groans, like you’ve just shattered his world, but eventually releases you with the most dramatic sigh known to man. He’ll roll over, but he’s not falling back asleep. He’s waiting.
✦ The moment you crawl back under the covers, he wraps himself around you again—face buried in your neck, chest pressed to yours, or pulling you into his instead.
✦ In public, he’s cold, untouchable, a wall of polish and menace.
✦ But in bed?
✦ He’s just a giant cat who can’t sleep unless he’s touching you.
A/N: Sorry for spamming you with these short silly things and not posting any serious writing lately! I promise full-fledged fics are coming soon! Thanks for being patient!💖











