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every ad is a personal insult to everyone who sees it and i’m not kidding

I'm paying my internet bill for you to use MY bandwidth to put your horrid images and videos on MY screen, draining MY device's power, wasting MY time? 10000 giant murder hornets forever.

nohoperadio

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

striatoncitytoilet

(repeated like a mantra while rubbing my temples) i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i wi

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mothgiirlfriend

hair is washed. i am lovable and capable of loving again

ruinedchildhood

Reblog for Good luck🙏🏼

sarahemilywhatever

Don’t ask why I spent most of my morning making a moral alignment chart for the poptart flavors

loloftheday

Seems like a legit form of measurement

ruffboi-mags

Bless whoever posted this ad.

powerfrogarchive-deactivated201

y’all out here in 2017 saying ‘spoopy’ on some thin ice with god

thesnadger

Look if you have another word that perfectly captures the concept of “horror flavored but specifically in a way that is intended to be silly and not actually scary, that also evokes a strong feeling of nostalgia associated with childhood experiences of Halloween” I’m all ears motherfucker.

trashboat

spooky

hungwy

where the fuyck is the clown music coming from

e-seal-deactivated20210319

You

hungwy

just-shower-thoughts

It’s almost as if Hugh Hefner was projecting a force-field that protected creepy famous men, and with his death they were suddenly exposed.

dorkaelskunkworks

I prefer the “Carrie Fisher is doing her good work from beyond the grave” hypothesis, but hey. You do you.

postmodernmulticoloredcloak

Why do you think those two phenomena are mutually exclusive

dorkaelskunkworks

The concept that Carrie Fisher murdered Hugh Hefner from beyond the veil is actually pretty goddamn satisfying now that you mention it.

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