[onlyblackgirl]

Explain this.

[strawberry-kiwi-darling]

Dolphins have zero respect lmao

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

Before vs After Adoption

[source]

[monkeysaysficus]

[sheilikhal]

Truthfully the most precious thing I have ever had the privilege to repost.

[occultjackalope]

This makes my heart so happy. ❤️❤️❤️

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[every1one]

this is how people 5'4" and under unload the washer

[macleod]

Flying a drone through fireworks

[losangelesrams-deactivated20170]

I really don’t think anything exists man

[kassasaurus-rex]

in tonight’s edition of very specific kinds of people i can’t fucking stand:

 men who drive fucking gigantic shiny pickups that they obviously just have as ego-boosters who fucking tailgate you on an empty stretch of freeway at night and they’ve replaced their headlights with fucking military-grade 500 proton scatter billion lumen searchlights that they fucking utterly blind you with while honking for you to get out of your lane because they just desperately have to go a full 40 miles over the speed limit or their dick will just jump clean off their balls and hurl itself out their window in shame

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

My Bank Account: Ummm… you’re in the negative…

Me: Ummm… I reblogged money Chihuahua, so jot that down…

[porantioquia]

[beefcaaake]

She perfect 💕

[aintnosuchthingastoothick]

Me watching my entire life fall apart

[skammmed-deactivated20170310]

fun fact: my parents got married on april fools day so when i was 7 i tried to be funny and i made them an anniversary card that said ‘your marriage is a joke’ and my mom cried

[memewhore]

[fallingwithjoy]

“Maybe I’m the worst person in the universe but I always try my best for you.”

— 12:55pm

[ameriqan]

i don’t think aliens exist

[rnemes-deactivated20130513]

then wtf do u call this

[moved-to-naltorians-blog]

[fuckbandit-deactivated20190917]

OH MY GOD

[bowlcutprotag]

[greelin]

can you imagine not being human & just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? beautiful? by the water? unburdened? ideal

[amthsts-remade-deactivated20191]

I wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything

[officialwhitegirls]

reblog to raid the sun at midnight while its sleeping and distracted to steal its heat for the winter

[powerpuffles]

The sun is an object… It doesn’t sleep…

[officialwhitegirls]

excuse me. i have a quadruple phd in orb study and what you have is disrespect, i know what im talking about 

[meloetta]

mosquito: *about to bite me*

me: umm i have a bf

[3little-kitten3]

🌸*little giggles* daddy’s the only one allowed to put their mouth on baby girl ^_^🌸 -Babygirl

[meloetta]

me:

mosquito: yikes