‡ somewhere in neverland ‡

🔮👽 hi I'm Natasha but I wish I was Spongebob 👽🔮

[just-shower-thoughts]

When your dog dies, everyone asks you if you’re getting a new one. If your child dies, that would be completely inappropriate.

[foxgraves]

blue whales are the largest animal ever recorded, like you literally need to be in a helicopter to actually see one in from a perspective with zero distortion. idk i just feel pretty lucky to be alive on earth at the same time as them and they don’t even want to kill me. they just wanna use their toothbrush mouthes to filter the ocean of smol ocean bugs. they have communities and they sing to each other to communicate. work is slow im sorry happy friday whales r so cool

[heyitsmeterra]

im great at this

[danielodowd-deactivated20170124]

Adrian Ille

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

[shinyuanbudo-deactivated2014100]

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[heyfunniest]

How to grow a man beard.

[girldwarf]

he had to plan this over weeks, he had to spend time taking pics doing this for weeks

[couchnap]

wouldn’t he have just taken these pictures in reverse order?

[scorntrooper-deactivated2024041]

you can’t LIE on the INTERNET

[herelieslill-deactivated2022041]

you go to Liar’s Jail when you lie about something as important as a beard. he looks like a reasonable man

[unniefclivis]

there has been a petition signed by over 300,000 british people to ban donald trump from britain and because it’s so popular they’re having to seriously consider debating it in the house of commons. it’s the best news i’ve heard all week.

[saber-chan]

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

[chanellecassidy]

this is too accurate 

[lesbe-nerdy]

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

[cassiebones]

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

[sassking-trevor]

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

[trippedinawellandfellintohell]

[mammalthings]

SOMEONE EXPLAIN

[angel-moonlight-deactivated2018]

omg

[macleod]

here

[zoideka]

I feel insulted and injured

[coconut-desu]

[david-own-world-deactivated2015]

[dubsexplicit-deactivated2014072]

For real though

[castielismycherrypie]

Ok guys I need to talk about this movie.

The Breakfast Club came out in 1985 and to this day is, in my opinion, one of the greatest damn movies ever to barely even have a script.

During the famous “dance” scene, Molly Ringwald, who played the “princess” Claire, was supposed to a small little dance by herself, but she was shy so all of them did some dancing together, creating one of the most famous film scene’s to date. It was improvised.

During the scene in the film where the characters sat down and told why they were there, there was NO SCRIPT. John Hughes told the cast to sit there and improvise why they thought their characters were there, creating that heart wrenching scene everyone could relate to.

EVERYONE can relate to this movie and thats the best damn thing. 

On March 24, 1984, five students entered a detention room thinking it was just another Saturday. Before the day was over, they broke the rules, bared their souls, and touched each other in a way they never dreamed possible.

EVERYONE IN THE WORLD NEEDS TO SEE THE BREAKFAST CLUB.

[aimlessrambling]

This movie is life. not even joking.

[whatyouvetaken-deactivated20210]

Forever reblogging this

[sincerely-the-breakfast-club]

This!!!!

[wtf-jax]

MIDDLE FINGERS UP IF YOU DON’T GIVE A *whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick

[siacherry]

*POLICE SIRENS*

[mutecrows]

*HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING*

[saltyhealer-deactivated20170126]

[gavin screaming]

[piginapoke]

who the fuck is Gavin

[victorianho]

i don’t know but he seems pretty upset

[lebada]

THIS IS A LEGENDARY POST IVE ONLY SEEN IN SCREENSHOTS

[macleod-reblogs]

republican secret #14

tonight we will see a bunch of five year olds hidden as middle aged people fight their way to win a caprisun

[fallontonight]

Jimmy and Ellen DeGeneres face off in a Lip Sync Battle! 

[krakenguts-deactivated20140908]

I wish none of you were sad

[miruinnuial]

I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet

[krakenguts-deactivated20140908]

try and one up me again bitch

[grigioangel-deactivated20170222]

What if she kidnaps the children and adopts them & turns them into little bloodsucking monsters? like she probably lured this guy away from his family at a carnival

[coldweatherandcoffee]

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