But I'm Le Tired

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

[itsmrleorio-deactivated20210107]

[howelljenkins]

guys percy does not give a single fuck about jason. jason walks around the argo in his little military pants talking about duty and strategy shit and having some kind of one sided rivalry with percy while percy’s just trying to hang out with his girlfriend and not die

[howelljenkins]

jason: ok guys let’s discuss our plan in the dining hall in 0500 hours

percy:

[inksplit]

[limmy]

percy gets a newfound anger whenever he talks about the events of the lighting thief

[autisticexpression]

Kristen Stewart as everyone in Twilight (PG-13 version)

Bella:

Edward:

Carlisle:

Esme:

Keep reading

[memeguy-com]

[ironwoman359]

I was literally JUST WONDERING yesterday how Big Bird (who was my favorite seasame street character besides elmo) worked, and now this gif has descended upon me from the heavens.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s odd that companies cannot audit their own financial statements but law enforcement agencies can investigate their own alleged wrongdoings.

[buttercupismybond]

what if i didnt want finnick odair to be killed by lizard mutts did suzanne collins ever think of that

[authumor]

[badgerofshambles]

a singular scuit. just one. 

[threeraccoonsinatrenchcoat]

an edible cracker with just one side. mathematically impossible and yet here I am monching on it.

[brunhiddensmusings]

‘scuit’ comes from the french word for ‘bake’, ‘cuire’ as bastardized by adoption by the brittish and a few hundred years ‘biscuit’ meant ‘twice-baked’, originally meaning items like hardtack which were double baked to dry them as a preservative measure long before things like sugar and butter were introduced. if you see a historical doccument use the word ‘biscuit’ do not be fooled to think ‘being a pirate mustve been pretty cool, they ate nothing but cookies’ - they were made of misery to last long enough to be used in museum displays or as paving stones

‘triscuit’ is toasted after the normal biscuit process, thrice baked thus the monoscuit is a cookie thats soft and chewy because it was only baked once, not twice

behold the monoscuit/scuit

[cameoamalthea]

Why is this called a biscuit:

[brunhiddensmusings]

when brittish colonists settled in the americas they no longer had to preserve biscuits for storage or sea voyages so instead baked them once and left them soft, often with buttermilk or whey to convert cheap staples/byproducts into filling items to bulk out the meal to make a small amount of greasy meat feed a whole family. considering hardtack biscuits were typically eaten by dipping them in grease or gravy untill they became soft enough to eat without breaking a tooth this was a pretty short leap of ‘just dont make them rock hard if im not baking for the army’ but didnt drop the name because its been used for centuries and people forgot its french for ‘twice baked’ back in the tudor era, biscuit was just a lump of cooked dough that wasnt leavened bread as far as they cared thus the buttermilk biscuit and the hardtack biscuit existed at the same time. ‘cookies’ then came to america via german and dutch immigrants as tiny cakes made with butter, sugar/molasses, and eggs before ‘tea biscuits’ as england knew them due to the new availability of cheap sugar- which is why ‘biscuit’ and ‘cookie’ are separate items in america but the same item in the UK the evolution of the biscuit has forks on its family tree

[thereeltalk]

[straylightjay]

[punkbread]

just had a flashback to me in 3rd grade absolutely blissed out just staring at this pic

[zachsgay]

this pic has surfaced a dozen times on different social media platforms n every time I stare and admire I love her sm

[chivalrouswooly]

I used to love the Mesa and plateau.

[snorlaxatives]

no offense but the whole kissin kate barlow and “i can fix that” sam storyline from holes is quite frankly one of the most gripping and tragic in the history of cinema and i’m still not recovered from it

[allthingshyper]

“You, your children, and your childrens children can dig for the next one hundred years. And you will never find it. Start digging, Trout.”

Absolute fucking metal last words.

[browniefox]

Funny how when the world need it most, Avatar returned

[theblueeyedfirebender]

Zuko: I’m good now and I promise I won’t hurt Aang.

Katara: