Woefully Beefless

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[3liza]

we are learning a lot about tumblr today

[sreegs]

today:

pjackk was unbanned because @3liza finally got through to staff about a fucking weird bug with the support form that got the metal bastard banned because it claimed he posted some Bulgarian nationalist shit (this was not a real post that pjackk ever posted). other high-profile bans like @garaks-padded-bra was hit with the same bug and its being investigated

there was a new feature added that lets people see your comments on your blog page in a tab like your likes or followers. everyone was mad that it was not toggle-able. it was actually toggle-able.

pjackk was either banned again or he deactivated and we'll know in 30 days when the deactivation grace period is up and his blog is renamed

[justdiptych]

[snitchanon]

Boiling stuff might be seething, but barrel-making? That's cooping.

[stealingpotatoes]

while palpatine sucks as a guy, you do have to appreciate how his wardrobe went from esteemed galactic chancellor to backalley goblin overlord after only about 3 seconds of dictatorship

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[leigh-mccoy]

Fanmade card by bethberad on Instagram

[slightly-sigilant]

if you're not playing fallen london you're missing out

[obserbolisk]

Normally I do not give a fuck about my age matching or surpassing that of timeless fictional characters. Can’t even understand why someone would be bothered by that. However, in the new James Bond video game, Bond very casually and conversationally references SpongeBob, and it hit me like a fish fired from a rail gun.

[argumate]

terrifying thought that people might be permitted to live near transport infrastructure

[argumate]

The sweeping expansion would dramatically increase the total number of activity centres from 60 to 210, essentially turning almost every train station in Melbourne into a high-density housing zone.

sentences that make the homies come

[argumate]

It has already faced fierce backlash from some councils and residents’ groups, which have accused the government of a centralised power grab that erodes local communities’ say over high-rise developments.

sentences that make the homies weep tears of rage

[markrosewater]

I know it's only day one of spoilers, so they could very well still be coming, but are there any non-legendary creatures in the upcoming Marvel set? I think it would be interesting as a gimmick set if every creature was legendary, but I assume that's the sort of thing that would've been advertised by now

From my article today:

“(every uncommon, rare, and mythic rare creature is legendary)”

[space-wizards]

Limited achievement: hit the built-in Fantastic Four infinite combo

(Johnny triggers Ben, triggers Sue, triggers Reed, triggers Johnny)

[space-wizards]

Hello, magecraft machine gun?

[theothin]

fun fact: the copies still have the same mana value

[space-wizards]

👀

[clonerightsagenda]

What would a hairball from a skeletal cat look like

Hm! So obviously a skeletal cat does not have fur, a tongue, or a stomach, so it could not develop a hairball in the usual sense. (I'm now imagining other cats attempting to groom it for social reasons and getting their tongues stuck to the bone, though, a la licking fossils.)

But let's play in this space a little. Assuming the skeleton cat is not connected by tendons, which I rarely see in skeleton cat art, it is probably being held together by some sort of magical field. Let's say that field can get confused and accidentally start treating other nearby objects as part of the skeletal cat. Your cat jumped in a leaf pile? It's got leaves now. Your cat stole some food off your plate and it can't eat it but the food is now floating around as part of its body. Eventually the magic determines that these new items are not, in fact, cat-substance, and expels it. Notable examples include when someone's skeleton cat got into their marble collection and several hours later shot them in all directions like a ball bearing gun.

[space-wizards]

Hello, magecraft machine gun?

[markrosewater]

I was happy to be able to get my Emotional Support Bundle of Mood Swings secured and payed for within only 10 minutes of the secret lair drop, I was worried I may not even be able to buy even one deck.

Now almost 30 hours later there is still stock for sale on SecretLair. I honestly hope the print run was large for this game, I truly believe in it and am extremely hyped.

I am wondering if, (without disclosing any confidential numbers), could you let us know if you are happy with the sales of Mood Swings? Or is this going to be a product that has to hit more people’s hands before it’s realized how great this game is?

Mood Swings had a good first day. I’m happy with how it did, but that was just day one.

Mood Swings is Secret Lair trying something new. We’re selling a game. The goal wasn’t to only sell it to people that visit on one particular day.

You could have bought Mood Swings yesterday, you can buy it today, you can buy it tomorrow.

I believe the key to Mood Swings’s success is going to be word of mouth. Its strongest asset is it’s a fun game. (It’s why we planned to get it in the hands of so many players at MagicCon Las Vegas.)

[punkitt-is-here]

i love that sakurai on two separate occasions has been like "what the fuck are those? i dont know. no one knows. they simply are"

[collapsedsquid]

Hackers say that they used Meta’s AI support chatbot to break into a host of high-profile Instagram profiles by asking the support bot to change the email address associated with the target account. The claims coincide with a series of high-profile Instagram account takeovers, including the Barack Obama White House account, the Chief Master Sergeant of Space Force’s account, and Sephora’s account. The news shows the extreme risk associated with offloading support or critical functions to an AI chatbot. Users who have had their accounts stolen say that there is no way to escalate their problem to a human. In March, Meta announced that it was pushing AI support to all accounts across Facebook and Instagram, and that it would have the ability to reset passwords and perform other critical account maintenance functions: “Solutions, not just suggestions,” the feature’s product page says. “Account security and recovery.”

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...