Space X Official

SpaceX was founded under the belief that a future where elon owned human exloration is fundamentally more exciting than one where he did not.

[space-x-0fficial]

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This a satirical blog meant to make light and fun of space x, twitter, Elon musk and many other of his affiliated projects.

If you have suggestions I would be vary willing to update this post

[the-wolf-and-moon]

Heart of Pluto

[space-x-0fficial]

think of all the fireworks we could make outa that.

[guerrillatech]

[space-x-0fficial]

no

[space-x-0fficial]

Maybe we're not a space ship company, maybe we are a space shit company... food for thought.

[redstonedust]

neither a puppyboy nor a puppygirl they call me andogynous

[javascript-official]

They call me javascript-official hi. Hello hi

[space-x-0fficial]

didn't ask

[space-x-0fficial]

Big E was acting very strange today. He just whined about evil woke communists, yelled at all us employees to get stuff done and did drugs all day.

He didn't even touch the "I'm a very important good boy who gets stuff done" cake.

[space-x-0fficial]

we lost a starlink satalite, can you guys help us find it?

[space-x-0fficial]

It was somewhere around earth... I think.

[space-x-0fficial]

we lost a starlink satalite, can you guys help us find it?

[space-pics]

Crab Nebula by NASA's Marshall Space Flight Center

[space-x-0fficial]

[unpluggedlamp1]

actually. i'm gonna do that right now. here's my thesis on Why Spaceflight Is Not Doing Well atm. okay. here goes. 1. Commercial Spaceflight Is Bad, Actually. there's been this shift at nasa towards Contracting Everything and less in-house manufacturing. this is costing the agency a lot of money. this is something i'm not too knowledgeable about tbh so i'll leave it here and go on to my main point for this section. stop. contracting. things. gone are the days when nasa would design, build, and launch rockets. gone are the days when nasa was a launch service provider. our space program was successful in the first place because we had a centralized organization making sure everyone was working towards a common goal, and combining their efforts. i don't think we'd've gone to the moon in the sixties if not for the ENTIRE AEROSPACE SECTOR working on the saturn v. what do we have now? spacex is doing their own thing. blue is doing their own thing. yada yada et cetera. so, here's my dream. first, nasa buys falcon nine. from now on, spacex needs to pay to launch things. not the other way around. also make transporter and bandwagon missions much cheaper for universities. second, we keep flying sls. speaking of: 2. Artemis? More Like ArtePISS whew is the artemis program is a hot mess. i'll start by saying constellation should have never been cancelled. why? because you're changing plans, and that makes things worse. also, altair was beautiful and she was my wonderful daughter and i love her what do we have now? well. okay i'll start by saying i have nothing against blue moon blue's architecture is actually pretty cool. starship hls on the other hand. well. ha. okay i think it's quite clear that the starship program is mismanaged. we're twelve flights in and there hasn't been any meaningful progress in program objectives since flight seven. raptor isn't as cutting edge as it just has no margin for safety. that thing has such a high chamber pressure i'm suprised it doesn't rip apart at the seams. oh wait. it does. raptor 3 is meant to be mass-producible, despite using the most complex engine cycle in the world. reminds me of a specific engine on a specific soviet moon rocket. spacex has a normalization of deviance problem, too. engine-out capability doesn't mean an engine out on pretty much every flight is okay. it's Very Bad acutally. also, the program keeps changing. this makes it hard for everyone to keep up. clps is so far a disaster. block 1b and 2 being cancelled is just a travesty. so, what's my plan? okay. i am suggesting another change. but by this point. it's not much of one. first, we're bringing altair and block 2 back. also gateway. each lunar mission until we get lunar refueling set up can go like this: - sls block 2 launches with altair into nrho, docks with gateway. - sls block 2 launches with orion and either a station or base module, or an mplm that can serve as extra supply and crew space for the journey to gateway. - orion docks at gateway, crew transfer to lander and station - go down to moon - go up from moon - return in orion this doesn't have the risk of over fifteen refueling flights, btw. speaking of here's a fun fact. at even just 120m per starship flight sls is more cost effective to launch things to the moon. and that's at 2.5bn per sls. i believe we can cut that down to at least 850m. 3: The ISS. okay. honestly? i think we should be doing spacelab again. it's really useful to have the capability to do research in any orbit. also we can involve esa. again. so, we can launch reusable one-use stations on a heavy lift vehicle like new glenn. reusable so longer-term experiments can be returned after humans have left. this gives us really flexible capability. gateway can give us our permanant station. 4. Give NASA More Money Please. thanks :)

[space-x-0fficial]

You and your ideas suck, except for the part where you said the US government should give us 5 billion dollars for each rocket we blow up.

I also agree we should update those Artemis plans some more, though I personally think we could probably add a few more delays in there.

also we shouldn't abandon space flight entirely, that's just a bad idea.

[space-x-0fficial]

space x official i think . you. should look at my thesis on space flight. because it is . spaceflight.

What a great way to come back since I have been away from the internet for over a week. also known as, last guy to run PR was fired for coming out as woke, and we forgot to hire a replacement to run this highly official blog.

[prokopetz]

I know this makes me a Bad Socialist, but I can’t help but find it hilarious when two rawr-kill-the-bourgeoisie types get to talking and slowly come to realise that they’re setting the bar in very different places with respect to the definition of “bourgeois”. Like, one of them is talking about the direct exploitation of the working class, while the other means “anyone who lives in a house”.

[easternhognose]

The guy with a good car is not your enemy

The woman with a few designer purses is not your enemy

The surgeon who makes more in a month than you do in a year is not your enemy

The family that vacations for 2 weeks in the summer is not your enemy

Ceos, billionaires, politicians, factory owners, private prisons, weapons manufacturers, Elon musk, Peter theil, owners of islands and multiple private jets, Jeff bezos, these people are your enemy. They are the enemy of all the working class.

[space-x-0fficial]

Phew, that was a close one. Was afraid for a moment that WE would be on the list. Luckily we're not an enemy of the working class.

[space-x-0fficial]

WHAT IF WE BUILT A GIANT REALLY TALL TOWER!!! THAT WE CAN LAUNCH OUR ROCKETS OF OF!!

and it's like tall, like like really, like like tall... like super tall. I mean the taller the tower the less fuel is spent sending the rocket up, leaving more fuel for the trip back down.

AND IF THE TOWER IS TALL ENOUGH, we don't even need to fuel them, we can just chuck our rockets off the top!

[space-x-0fficial]

you might think this company has never added anything to the world, but thanks to the IPO we've made virtually all our employees millionaires. So maybe we're a good company and everyone who hates us is just selfish.

[space-x-0fficial]

y'know I'm starting to wonder if some of these rockets aren't sopposed to blow up.

[space-x-0fficial]

Pride month gave humanity the ability to do 3 things:

Be gay

Do crimes

Buy SpaceX stock

and you guys only did 2 of those things :/

[space-x-0fficial]

Yo we need to bring back vine, but its just all ai.

[space-x-0fficial]

all of the app is grok ai, it needs to be programmed with grok, all the videos are made by grok, all the text and accounts. all of it is just grok, surely no ones tried this before right?

[space-x-0fficial]

I hope you guys will use it because I really don't want to make all the viewers grok too.