[hailingonhismarytilimfullofgrace]

"Stratt didn't care about Grace, she only kept him around because he was the tertiary science officer!"

[t4timekeeper]

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

[t4timekeeper]

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

[t4timekeeper]

tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though

[t4timekeeper]

thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

[scramratz]

[subcultureblues]

love when ppl ask to see pics of my axolotl and are expecting something cute + pink + all smiles and instead with genuine fear in their eyes, and in their heart, say WHAT the fuck is that.

[subcultureblues]

demon

[subcultureblues]

run.

[3hkowalski]

Don't open the door, Caine.

if you know the reference you know.

[chocolatodafirst]

The Lover Without a Heart

[3hkowalski]

The silly AI who ruined it all.

the wacky one

the oblivious one

the one who was left behind

[alisonzai]

[animagkrasver]

Started playing Warframe. Or the correct term is space trauma simulator idk

[heydocverdant]

current Warframe storyline’s great btw

[scramratz]

Turns out getting a max of 4 hours of sleep each night for weeks has negative health effects. Sometimes I blink and it’s 3 minutes

[mag184]

[infectiouspiss]

somnophillia is super funny like im honk shoo honk shoo having a good nights sleep and now you must pass the ultimate test of fucking me without waking me by knocking something over or stepping on a crisp packet i've left on my floor. can you finish your mission while my pet geckos judge you from their tanks? because they're not leaving the room okay the geckos stay in here. also the markiplier fnaf playlist stays on. i sleep better when he's screaming.

[infectiouspiss]

all kink stuff is playing pretend but with somno you're not playing pretend you're locked in you're comfy cozy you're snug as a bug in a rug and your partner is playing pretend instead

[infectiouspiss]

and like. if you're the one awake you're playing pretend so hard right now like ouuuuhhh look at me i'm a scary evil intruder or a demon or vampire or whatever we're doing tonight and now i just have to uhhhh okay shimmy the duvet off and shhh dontfucking breathe so loud and okayyyyy alright now. ah shit they're sleeping in the family guy death pose how the fuck do i get in there how. how do i. help. why are these geckos looking at me.

[infectiouspiss]

plus you have to not get too scared when freddy fazbear jumpscares you or else you're waking them up with your screams

[lourainwoods-in-the-woods]

[infectiouspiss]

oh great and this guy's here in the cuck box wondering if the screaming is me waking up or markiplier dying or toy bonnie throwing a tantrum

[starrjoy]

made a lil freak while i was sick w/ mono <3

[pdfbabe]

do the people know that zohran gave all new yorkers free access to heated rivalry on ebook/audiobook during the snowstorm. truly the greatest city on earth

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

oh my god you're not kidding

[joyflameball]

[enki2]

[cleanfishdish]

Odile chibi for my (and i suppose your) enjoyment

here high quality version if you want to use it lmao have fun :] credit optional but appreciated ^v^