My name is Amelia and I'm a lizard

*wizard

[rozieramati]

[notecardpasta]

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

[yorickless-deactivated20260810]

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[ayatollahsmegmafactory]

[skarchomp]

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

[hawkpartys]

i really like old species descriptions

the species in question

[badassdemonsword]

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it

[mynorthernattitude]

rage bait idea: like your own texts during an argument

[organicmatter]

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

[queenofratz]

i love me some scooby doo ass music

[shiftythrifting]

Tumblr keeps giving me an error message when I try to submit this. Perhaps it is simply too powerful an image

we needed this

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[peanutbuttaz]

[setulose]

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

[setulose]

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

[setulose]

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

[quoms]

Not one of the most important pieces of evidence against intelligent design, but maybe the one I think about the most frequently, is lead. It's wild that there's a substance that's incredibly easy to obtain even at rudimentary levels of technological development and incredibly easy to work with and incredibly useful for a huge range of purposes and it also poisons and kills you but very slowly! And this is only relevant to humans because other animals can't smelt ore. God's buck wild for this one

[quoms]

Put it glass, it makes it better. Put it on ceramics, it makes them better. Put it in paint, it makes it better. Put it in gasoline, it makes it better. Put it on your roof. Put it in your water pipes so much to where you name the entire concept of "plumbing" after it. But watch out lol

[depsidase]