[papayajuan2019]

i love the world so much. why do i often forget this

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[yassmines]

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[videomontage]

some people have therapy all i have is jack kerouac’s june 10 1949 letter to allen ginsberg

[videomontage]

abt to smoke some deer meat pack it in my saddlebag and go away over the bluff for real

[teaboot]

stopped trying to subtly educate on the complexities of gender and natural human sexual dimorphism with my coworkers. Now when they point out a stranger and ask “is that a he or a she” my only answers are “idk just say ‘they’” or “does it even matter” until they ask something that means something

[puddingandp1]

caine's taking it all perfectly well

[tf2heritageposts]

doing research into my penis options and this is such a funny stock image to use here

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[depsidase]

[eroscestlavie]

I need to stop replying to “how do you make friends in your 30s?” threads because all my answers boil down to “you have to want to know people instead of have friends” and I don’t think people wanna hear that

[eroscestlavie]

It’s like. People can tell if you don’t really like or connect with them. If you aren’t truly enamored with someone you will have a hard time coming up with activities to do together to deepen the friendship. Because you don’t really like that person that much.

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[mortalityplays]

I highly recommend developing a tolerance for polite low level conflict, not just because it will serve you well when employers or whoever try to impose bullshit on you with the expectation you'll fold rather than expend energy arguing, but because it will make you a genuine asset to your friends and allies whenever they're in positions where they're less able to fight for themselves.

the first and most important step is learning to stay calm when someone with authority tries to pressure you. take a breath, think about what you actually believe, and respond in your own time. if they try to brush past or talk over you, you can say "excuse me, can I think about that for a moment. I'd like to give you a proper answer." self esteem. you're both just upright monkeys.

[lustcannibalism]

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

[lustcannibalism]

[anexperimentallife]

[bloodhound124]

you ever see a picture of two guys and the only thing you can think is oh definitely one drunken handjob in 2006

[valtsv]

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real