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Enid: Come on guys Wends isn’t that bad. She’s just misunderstood.
Wednesday: Enid, you and I both know I’m awful. Just accept your type is toxic goth chicks and move on.
Enid: It is not!
Wednesday: *points to herself* look at me *points to Yoko* look at your best friend. Do you see a theme here?
Enid: OH MY GOD! Why did nobody tell me!?
Yoko: In our defence we thought you knew.
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1. “She literally attempted murder in the first episode”, no, you LITERALLY just weren’t paying attention. All the fish in the bags swam to one particular body part on one particular boy. “He lost a testicle.” Wednesday knew what she was doing. She’s always had a special connection with animals and she has psychic powers. It’s not a coincidence that the fish knew exactly where to swim to. If you want to know what Wednesday’s intentions were, simply listen to her voiceover as she smiles. “People like Dalton shouldn’t be allowed to procreate.”
The scene with the piranhas is also very much an argument against w*yler, not for it. Because if anything, it shows what the Addams family does when someone messes with their family. So no, Morticia and Gomez are not trying to plan Wednesday’s wedding to the guy who tried to kill her just for being an addams and an outcast,
And OF COURSE the boy’s parents were going to file attempted murder charges. When you’re SUING someone, you’re going to try to hit them with the biggest charge possible in order to get maximum compensation/punishment. That doesn’t mean murder was Wednesday’s actual intentions. In her mind it was just a prank. And when Wednesday said, “Terrible. People would know that I had failed to complete the job!” About a HYPOTHETICAL attempted murder charge that was not her confessing to attempted murder. That was Wednesdays personality and sense of humour shining through.
2. “She didn’t care that Tyler attacked Xavier” umm, she cared enough to ask Tyler why he did it. And he put on this show of being remorseful and acting like he’s not the same person he was a year ago + saying he doesn’t know why he did it. And he brought up her piranhas in the pool prank. So she acted like it was NBD because she didn’t wanna make him feel bad and ruin their night over something that happened a year ago. But if he had acted boastful about it I guarantee you her reaction would have been very different. Wednesday doesn’t like bullies. Hence, what she did to Dalton.
Also, since w*ylers love to forget this fact, wednesday took an arrow in the collar bone for Xavier so don’t act like she doesn’t care about him at all. Wednesday DOES care about her friends and she is not the raging brutal psychopath that a lot of w*yler shippers make her out to be.
3. “She even said that Tyler was her type after finding out that he was the hyde.”
Y’all are so bad at tone reading it’s actually crazy. Again, y’all refuse to accept that Wednesday has a sense of humour. Wednesday said “I GUESS I have a type” and that was clearly a sarcastic, humorous quip about the people she tends to attract in her life and the fact that she was unknowingly attracted to a monster this whole time. The key word is unknowingly, because as soon as she found out she RAN the fuck out of there. If she was TURNED ON by that revelation then she would have started kissing him harder instead of running for dear life to get the fuck away from him.
And guess what, even if all the points in that tweet were true, w*yler would STILL be toxic. The whole thing was built on manipulation and deceit, he hurt her friends, men being violent towards women will never be sexy, and you can’t build a healthy relationship when one of the people in the relationship tried to kill the other because he’s prejudiced, and also, no girl should be in a relationship with a boy that has severe mommy issues that he projects onto her while lashing out on her in a violent way. Goodnight.
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Enid: You never talk about your feelings Wednesday. Healthy relationships can only be built on trust and communication.
Wednesday: Sometimes, when you look at me, I become so overwhelmed by my love for you that I feel the need to carve myself open, peel back my flesh, and pull you inside of me in a love crazed attempt to protect your innocence from the horrors of this world.
Enid: That’s… sweet? In a really disturbing way. But sweet nonetheless.
Wednesday: I like my feelings better when they stay on the inside. Wouldn’t you agree Enid?
Enid: I do feel a little nauseous. But as your girlfriend I accept all parts of you. Even the disgustingly morbid parts.
Wednesday: Huh… I thought that would work.
Enid: Did you just try to scare me into shutting up about healthy communication?
Wednesday: Don’t be stupid… That is obviously what I did.
Enid: I can’t believe you. Do you even want to hide me in your internal flesh prison? Or was that a lie too?
Wednesday: Cara Mia if I were able to consume you without harming you you’d already be there.
Enid: Aw, baby. You say the sweetest things. But if you don’t start talking about your feelings I will personally carve you open and pry them out of you myself.
Wednesday, flirtatiously: You promise?
Wednesday: “I’d rather not participate in this juvenile questionnaire.”
Yoko: “Oh come on it’ll be fun! I wanna see who qualifies as attractive to Wednesday Addams. Let’s start with Ajax. Rate him 1 out of 10.”
Wednesday: “2. The snakes on his head is the only thing even remotely attractive about him.”
Yoko: “Ouch, poor snake boy with his pitiful 2. How about Xavier?”
Wednesday: “1. He draws well. I’ll give him that.”
Yoko: “Damn, only a 1? your really not into dudes huh? Lets rate some ladies! How about my girlfriend?”
Wednesday: “7 1/2”
Yoko: “Wow that’s a pretty good high score…”
Wednesday: “Would you like for me to list her attractive qualities?”
Yoko: “No, no. I’d rather not hear why you think my girlfriend is attractive. So since Divina and I are a pair it’s only fair to ask what you would rate me?”
Wednesday: “6”
Yoko: “I get a 6?! You couldn’t have rated me a little higher? I’m a blood thirsty monster for fucks sakes. You’d think you would find that appealing!”
Wednesday: “I do. That’s why I gave you a 6.”
Yoko: *rolls eyes* “Playing this game with you is shit for my self confidence. Anyways, I’ve saved the best for last. What would you rate your werewolf roommate?”
Wednesday: “I do not have a number for Enid. Her beauty exceeds any number I could give you. I am truly amazed how beautiful one person can be.”
Yoko: “Sooo what your saying is that you think she’s smokin hot?”
Wednesday: “Yes. Very much so.”
Raya, staring at Namaari: oh hey! I didn’t notice you wore makeup
Namaari, grinning: you were probably too busy trying to beat my ass to notice. Does it look okay?
Raya, smiling: yeah!
*a few minutes later*
Raya, sobbing in Sisu’s lap: god, she looks so good
Sisu, comfortingly rubbing her back: I know bestie, I know
Raya, still sobbing: I’m literally so gay I want to die
Sisu: now let’s not do that-
*Flashback*
Enid: “We really shouldn’t be in here Wednesday.”
Wednesday: “Your friend barges in our room all the time without our permission. I don’t think she’ll mind us being in here for a few minutes.”
Enid: “Can’t you just ask Yoko what coffin brand she uses to sleep in instead?”
Wednesday: “I’d rather not. Besides, I prefer trespassing to retrieve my information.”
*Wednesday finds the brand name on the coffin*
Enid: “I can’t believe Yoko sleeps in this thing every night.”
Wednesday: “Sleeping in a coffin is extremely comfortable. The backache you wake up with is exhilarating. Get in and see how it feels.”
Enid: *shrugs* “Sure, why the hell not.” *gets inside coffin and lays in Wednesdays typical sleeping position*
Wednesday: *cheeks redden* “You look ravishing in that position.”
Enid: “You like this huh? Should of known you’d have a coffin fetish.” *giggles* “You wanna get in and play dead with me?”
Wednesday: “You are so enticing.”
*Wednesday gets in the coffin with Enid and they start making out*
*Present day*
Enid: “……And that’s the strangest place Wednesday and I have ever madeout at.”
*Yokos mouth is hanging wide open*
Bianca: “Well damn. I thought you were gonna say the cemetery was the strangest place. I wasn’t expecting THAT.” *laughs*
Yoko: “Hold the fuck up. So you guys madeout in MY bed?! Please tell me that’s all you guys did.”
Enid: “Calm down Yoko. We’re not sickos! I promise we kept most of our clothes on.”
Yoko: “MOST?!”
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Enid: Water is wet
Wednesday: No, Water itself is not wet, but it wets things.
Enid: I disagree.
Wednesday, holding a cup of water: See this, water is not wet right now, but when I do this...
Wednesday, throwing the water on Enid's face: Now you're wet.
Enid, smirking: Of course I am, my love.
Wednesday, smirking: Lets get you to bed.
reblogging to normalize. because we really should be uplifting sex workers as bread winners. Also because they should be able to show their face in public without fear of repercussions??? (cough cough), like this gentleman.
Honestly its unhinged and hilarious but yet also seriously something I want to see more of
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