The Good King Daniel “Danny” Phantom, The Usurper King of the Infinite Realms, Ruler of Realms, Prince of the Greek Acropolis, Defender of Worlds, The One Who Walks Between Life and Death, The Last Breath of Life and the First Breath of Death, The Bridge Between Life and Death, He Who Haunts and Protects Amity Park, The Himbo Guardian of the Gateway, Dreamer of Stars, Protector of Humans, Defender of the Living, Protector of the Weak, Idiot With Too Much of a Hero Complex, He That Killed Himself to Sate His Curiosity and Impress a Girl, Hero of Amity Park, He That Released The All Hallowed, Vanquisher of The All Hallowed, He Who is Hot of Ass and Sometimes Dumb as Hell, He Who Protects the Innocent, Tamer of Behemoths, Destroyer of a Timeline, Apprentice of Father Time, Great One of the Far Frozen, Himbo, Savior of Kingdoms From Evil, Knight of Dorathea’s Kingdom, Wrecker of Timelines, He Who is Forgotten in Life and Loved in Death
had a wild time with the lads(gn) tonight in the mortified discord server, hope y'all enjoy the fruits of our labors
list of danny's titles also comes with bonus curse! If you intend to address a letter to Phantom you write out his entire list of titles, no you do not need to even be aware he has titles, its a curse! and it's also a spell so as soon as you sign and/or seal the letter it gets sent
(yes one of the titles is just "Himbo")
what if blood blossoms are just spicy to Jason Todd?
Danny: “Jason’s chili is famous”, they said, “it has odd healing properties for human beings” Constantine said, “you should try it” Jason said. well those fuckers didn’t tell me blood blossoms were in their secret crabby patty formula and so guess who has food poisoning >:(
Aizawa had been called to Tartarus multiple times. It wasn't unusual for an interrogation to need his particular set of skills. It was inevitable, and he found himself walking the dim halls of the prison far more than he preferred.
Which is why he couldn't understand why they didn't call him about a literal child in their hold.
He hadn't even been called in for him. He had been passing through the cells when there was a grunt of pain. Something in his gut told him to look through the small, thin window, and he's glad he did. Because now he was seeing red.
He's acutely aware of the fact that if this kid was in Tartarus there was probably a good reason. But he couldn't have been older than his first years. Hell, maybe even younger, if his size was anything to go off of. There had better be a damn good reason why he was there.
"Ah, dude's been here a few months, now," the guard told him when he asked. "Not sure what his quirk is. He was wearing that fancy collar when he was dumped on our doorstep with a note to never take it off. Same with the muzzle."
"I want to have a session with him," Aizawa told the guard. He shrugged and radioed Aizawa's request, and within the half hour, he was sitting in front of a tired looking kid, a wall of plexiglass between them. Aizawa sighed as he turned to the one-way glass on his left, hoping Tsukauchi could feel the full effect of his glare.
"How am I supposed to ask him questions if he's got that thing on his face?"
He got no answer, but a moment later there were a couple people who walked in and fiddled with it until it came off. The kid looked absolutely terrified that they were messing with him, but once they were gone he sent a thankful look Aizawa's way.
The kid had a shock of black hair and startling blue eyes and he looked much, much to young to be in a place like this. There were heavy bags under his eyes, and his hands were twitching in their restraints. He was nervous, though that was to be expected when a hero suddenly wants to interrogate you.
"What's your name?" Aizawa asked.
"My-" the kid went into a coughing fit, voice rough after so long without using it. When he spoke again, his voice was hoarse, and small. "Danny Fenton," he replied. "Who-who are you?"
"I'm pro hero Eraserhead," Aizawa answered, carefully studying Danny's body language at the mention that he was a hero. His face was carefully guarded, but his eyes showed nothing but relief. At what, Aizawa wasn't sure. Usually villains weren't to keen on having a meeting with any kind of pro. Aizawa tucked the information away for later. "How did you end up here?"
Danny shrugged. It was an awkward, stilted movement, and it seemed like it was a tick to grant him time to gather his thoughts versus that being an actual answer. Aizawa waited patiently as he watched the gears in the kid's head turn.
"I was...Kidnapped. They-they call themselves the Guys in White. Off-branch of the government with low funding that specialize in the study of supernatural entities."
"Meaning?" Aizawa raised an eyebrow at the jargon.
"They're glorified ghost hunters on the government's dime," Danny supplied. He looked almost embarrassed to say it out loud, though Aizawa couldn't blame him for it. Ghosts? Illogical, surely. But he didn't say that out loud.
"Why did they kidnap you? Was it because of that?"
"If by that you mean ghost bullshit, then yeah. My parents are ghost hunters and specialize in making ghost hunting equipment. And...I'm...My quirk isn't normal."
"What is your quirk?" He knew the others hadn't had much luck in getting anything out of the kid, but he was cooperating perfectly fine with Aizawa. He wasn't pulling teeth. He asked for a piece of the puzzle, and he was given it. It was the least annoying questioning he's done so far in this godforsaken prison.
Danny glanced nervously at the one-way glass before turning back to Aizawa. Then he closed his eyes and looked towards the ground. He took a deep breath, but he didn't move his head back up.
"I'm a halfa," he said, almost too quietly for Aizawa to hear.
"What does that mean?" Aizawa asked him softly.
"It means I'm...I'm a half ghost. Half human." There was a beat of silence, but Aizawa was still trying to figure out what the fuck that meant. Thankfully, Danny kept talking. "I-my parents built his massive device, and I was stupid and there-there was an accident. It-I half...Died? And now I have ghost powers. But halfas are pretty much nonexistent. So the Guys in White have been on my tail for a while. It was only a matter of time before they finally got me."
He made it sound like it was an inevitable truth, and not something that could have been avoided had he had the proper support. Aizawa made a mental note to look into his parents later.
"Anyway, after they were done with me they dumped me here."
There were a lot of details-both about his supposed death and his kidnapping-that he was skipping over. Both were obviously sensitive subjects, but Aizawa wasn't going to be able to do anything for the kid if he didn't talk. So he chose the road he thought would be easier for the kid to handle.
"Was there anything the Guys in White specifically did to you?" He asked. Danny's head shot up, and there was nothing but surprised in those big blue eyes.
"You-you believe me?" He asked. He sounded utterly relieved, like he had just been offered water after weeks in the desert with no relief.
"I'm not sure, yet," Aizawa answered honestly. "I need to look into a few things, do a bit of research. But I'm hoping the answers you provide will speed that process along. I want to help you, kid, but I don't have all of the pieces yet."
Danny seemed to deflate at Aizawa's brutal honesty, but he nodded in understanding anyway.
"That...That's fair. I know it's weird-I'm weird. But I promise I'm telling the truth about everything." Aizawa believed that Danny was telling his truth. But he didn't know how close that truth was to the hard, cold facts he was trying to pry from the kid. "Any-anyway," Danny continued. "The Guys in White did..." he took a shaky breath, and looked away again. "They did a lot of shit to me. At first it was easy. Just tests. You know, like, a physical, I guess, but worse. And then they started getting progressively worse."
"I know this is hard to talk about," Aizawa told him softly, earnestly. "But I need some kind of detail. It's all a bit to vague for me to be able to do anything for you."
Danny gave him another shaky nod. "They experimented on me," he says. His voice is so quiet, and so raspy that Aizawa has to strain to hear him. But when the words process, his blood runs cold. It's not the first time he's seen this kind of stuff, far from it. As an Underground hero it just came with the territory more often than not. But it never ceased to make his calm with rage.
It took a while for Danny to spill what he could in stilted, hesitant sentences, as if Aizawa was suddenly going to tell him to stop joking around. And the things he told Aizawa...They were absolutely horrendous.
By the end of it Danny was silently crying, and Aizawa was absolutely seething.
"I'm going to do what I can, okay, kid?" He told Danny. "I just need you to be strong for just a little bit longer."
Danny nodded, and opened his mouth to say something when the door behind him burst open. The two guards from earlier were back, with the muzzle in hand. Aizawa flared his quirk, and they stopped in their tracks.
"The muzzle. Stays. Off," he said in a low, threateningly calm voice.
"Keep it off, guys, there's no need for it," Tsukauchi's voice rang through the speakers. "Eraserhead, a word please."
Aizawa tried to give one last, comforting look at Danny, but the teen was already being escorted out and back to his cell. Aizawa frowned as he made his way to the next room over, where Tsukauchi was waiting for him. His face looked incredibly grim.
"Well?" Aizawa asked.
"He was telling the truth," Tsukauchi said, turning to him. "About everything."
Aizawa grimaced.
It looks like its time to go and visit the Fenton parents.
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okay but please lmk if yall want good fenton parents or bad, i cant decide and i can see it going either way
I hear your "BNHA Class 1A kids buy each other's merch" and raise you "BNHA Class 1A kids buy each other's shitty knock-off merch that you find in a sketchy mall kiosk"
Like "Deku has a Todoroki sweater" okay, cute, whatever. But what about "Deku has a shitty plastic see-through backpack (ages 5-9) with the most uncanny valley palette-swapped approximation-of-Todoroki vinyl printed on the back with the caption The Ice and Fire Hero!"
Kirishima receives a package one day and he nearly hops from the couch with excitement because Finally, I ordered that like a month ago! and he pulls out this badly-painted wall-eyed orange-spiky-haired action figure with "real palm explosion action!" and he doesn't even get to enjoy it before its namesake starts chasing Kirishima around with screaming murderous rage.
Tsuyu walks into the dorm common room one day with a sweatshirt that says, in English, "that season which!! of rain!! hero froggy!!" and a little frog wearing her goggles sewn on the front. The kids tell her "oh I didn't know you started a merch line!" Tsuyu did not. It came drop-shipped from some site that was almost definitely all malware.
Deku owns a ton of bootleg All Might merch just. Unironically. "My boy we sent a Cease and Desist to that company 10 years ago how did you get that shirt?" "Ebay. Bidding War." "?" "It got bloody."
@tkdrawsstuff ok like, regarding Daneigh not using his hands for stuff.. There are 2 wolves..
One says he just doesn’t use them and just does normal arm things but with his legs.. which is fare and lovely.. but..
The other.. oh the other is saying to let him use his arms.. invisibly and intangibly… like he’s a fruit in Veggie Tale.
Like can u imagine.. like Cyborg’s introduction to the Hive Academy students, he just strolls into lunch.. but the lunch tray is balanced on his horse head. Everyone is just like “?????” He sits down at an empty table and everyone watches as the mash potatoes just kinda.. spoon it’s way up into what they can only assume is his mouth bc it kinda just disappears into the area of the horse mask neck.
what if he switched depending on what would weird people out more :3
writing notes? pen goes in the horse mouth, dodge ball? now its kick-dodge ball, science class? all the frogs hover ominously around danny in 1 foot radius as he passes them out to his classmates
@tkdrawsstuff the Hive Academy Disguise.. it would just be so funny agesgjgjk like, he limits his power set and dresses like That and only uses he legs to keep him from using his pew pew hands,, but still comes across as super powerful?? So good.
When he’s emotional, the horse mouth opening starts to glow green
He’s literally just wearing his phantom outfit under there.
He can’t overheat, he’s a walking a/c.
No idea what his alter-alter-ego name would be but, that doesn’t matter
The scarf is to secure the horse mask to his head when he does aerial shenanigans
guess which show I binged while sick…(can’t fucking watch anything without thinking up a dp au for it)
danny phantom teen titans crossover au idea
Vlad tricks the Fentons into sending danny to Hive Academy (so he can learn to be his evil apprentice/son or some shit). maybe by saying that its a super prestigious school that anyone would kill to attend, or like, its a school that specializes in helping troubled youth and setting them up on the path to successes (yeah successful super villains), or some other vapid nonsense. either way Jack and Maddie fall for it and decide to send Danny there.
Danny probably doesn’t know exactly what Hive Academy(H.A.) is about, but he knows enough to understand that he doesn’t want anything to do with the place. maybe cause Vlad said something to him, or he overheard Vlad talking to someone about him attending. but he doesn’t get a choose about going, cause Jack and Maddie think it’ll fix danny’s school problem.(it won’t, its just replacing 1 set of problems for another)
from there, there would be a lot of danny+sam+tucker freaking out about danny not being there to protect the town from ghosts(maybe Jazz and Valerie too) And them trying everything they can think of to get danny out of it. nothing works but they still try.
after that Im not really sure about the specific stuff. Danny would probably do really well at H.A. cause the whole point of the place is to teach super powered kids how to use those powers (even if the reason completely clashes with danny’s morals) And then maybe Danny meets another kid there that doesn’t want to be a villain so the 2 of them team up to… idk, rat the school out to the heroes and shit happens from there.
Danny would totally top the hierarchy there with his range of powers and experience. Perhaps he might’ve tried to limit what abilities he used at the school (trying to pass as meta-human, using his powers in human form only) but after a while he starts lowering his guard around other kids (Danny’s no longer the weird kid with powers, here he have other kids going through similar things as him and they’ve accepted him into their group) he’ll loosen up and reveal more of his abilities.
Teaming up > maybe this could be during the episode where Cyborg infiltrated HA?
Also I just realized that Vlad’s plan would backfire on him, Brother Blood defintely won’t let go of Danny once he saw the Danny’s abilities.
you make a good point! Danny would totally be the one of most popular kids at H.A.
Even if he limited himself to just his base 3 powers (intangibility, invisibility, and flight) he’d probably still be the best fighter there. cause like Danny has actual combat experience against opponents that want him dead(-er than he already is) in situations where he can’t use his powers (like in “Pirate Radio” or “Maternal Instinct”)
as for being accepted into a group I feel Danny would be too on edge (most of the kids are villains in training) to ever ‘join’ any group. but he’d probably chill out enough to be like that loner kid that isn’t part of any 1 friendgroup but floats between all of them.
also in the Teen Titans show everyone’s always in their hero or villain get ups, like they don’t bother with any secret identity stuff. And even in H.A. they’re in villain outfits. so Danny would likely just go as Phantom under like a fake name and wear something over his jumpsuit to hide his symbol. (Vlad’s the one that sent him there, so he had to fill out all the paperwork. He probably put down his name as like… Daniel masters apprentice of Plasmius or something)
I don’t think Danny would team up with cyborg in the 1st H.A. episode (feels too easy) I think what happened to H.A. 1.0 would give Danny the idea to rat out H.A. 2.0 to the heroes and that’s what would cause the bumblebee episode.(not sure if Danny should still be at H.A. at that point or if him and his accomplice should have already left by then)
oh! and yeah! Brother blood would totally be an issue for Danny and his fellow hive escapee. maybe if the story goes beyond the point of Danny rating out H.A. he could be like an even crazier fruit-loop that Danny and his ex-villain friend have to deal with on top of Vlad.
Hehehehe @tkdrawsstuff alternatively,, Danny capitalizes on the fact that Vlad has been boasting about his “prodigy boy” and really gassing him up to the uh, his evil peers or whatever, and he just.. takes the opportunity to mess with them.
He accidentally becomes one of the academy’s most promising students and he’s wearing this the whole time. King shit.
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