hello mtv and welcome to hell

27, queer, he/him, freak. this blog is for whatever i want and it's not sfw so scroll at your own risk. anti-fascism, anti-genocide, pro-eating pussy

[andreii-tarkovsky]

Gaycation - “USA”

[vividsunset]

Love the occasional “my dash did a thing”

[weirdplutoprince]

insane how people think i can just do things. "can you mail me this?" and get killed by the post office desk workers?????!!!?

[saltingthecookingwine]

For added context, people who don’t remember the 1980s, there were a serious of deadly shootings carried out by postal workers against their coworkers.

It was mostly covered by the media as a joke, as I recall.

[weirdplutoprince]

[weirdplutoprince]

post office scary

[dailycatsblog]

[swamplevel]

liking girls with glasses when you are a girl with glasses is objectively funny

[swamplevel]

like...clack clack. you know

[littleguysdaily]

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[ouroborosorder]

”all language is approximation” believers when my autistic ass finally weaves together the exact right linguistic phrase that conveys pure information and shatters qualia as we know it

[heartsl0b]

road trip

[escuerzoresucitado]

[wardoffthenight]

Sven Sauer - Deviation

The installation consists of 1,200 glass shards, each of which is aligned by hand. The train is moved centimeter by centimeter and each new glass shard is turned into the correct position so that the beam of light is directed to the next glass shard. As soon as the train starts moving, this creates a chain reaction of light...

[frontmansdefender]

[hayscodeviolation]

[sharkfiinn]

[blessyouhawkeye]

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

seeing a new pasta shape is memorable and exciting

[kush-and-lyrikz]

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

I will always take the cat's side. "she's drooling on me" you're so lucky "he always wants to be petted" then pet him "he's mad I won't let him on my desk" make room on your desk for him. I am your cat's defense lawyer and the cat is always innocent on the grounds of them being A Little Kitty Cat.