hello mtv and welcome to hell

27, queer, he/him, freak. this blog is for whatever i want and it's not sfw so scroll at your own risk. anti-fascism, anti-genocide, pro-eating pussy

[andreii-tarkovsky]

Gaycation - “USA”

[lmaonade]

i work at the post office beating the shit out of your fragile package

[konoko]

[scary-ivy]

[cheddar-baby]

No. 14 (White and Greens on Blue), Mark Rothko, 1998, Oil on Canvas, 90.2 × 69.9 cm

[whitealbum]

i actually think being staunchly against rpf out of respect for celebrities that don’t know you is more parasocial than shipping them #darkwoke

[urie]

[cryptotheism]

If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.

[glazeliights]

[xrd]

I need to edit this so the cat also has a beer hold on

[xrd]

[swamplevel]

i think it's ok to play fighting games to cum. there are worse reasons to do something

[slygirlboy]

and yet, when i play magic the gathering to cum, suddenly its ok to make fun of me

[swamplevel]

it's never okay to play magic the gathering for any reason

[feldfrog]

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

[throathole]

Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean

[anariel-the-elrond-apologist]

I’ve seen quite a few of these in my time, but this one takes the cake.

[throathole]

This is fucking killing me

Golp: a roundel purpure.

Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning

[a-book-of-creatures]

Okay then since some of you need to be reminded of this:

Roundels are circles in heraldry. They are named according to their color, which also has its own lingo. Let’s meet them!

Bezant: roundel or (gold) 🟡

Plate: roundel argent (silver) ⚪️

Torteau: roundel gules (red) 🔴

Pomme: roundel vert (green) 🟢

Hurt: roundel azure (blue) 🔵

Golp: roundel purpure (purple) 🟣

Pellet: roundel sable (black) ⚫️

If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.

[cognitohazardous]

[pr3ydriv3]

nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

[livingdead-system-deactivated20]

Why would you hide this in the comments

[spacefucksmeup]

more gold

[escuerzoresucitado]

[6mayhem]

i love when people reblog from me because then it says my name on their blogs so basically i'm spreading my spores

[definitely-not-several-bugs]

The spell master: God damn it, where on earth is my magic crystal ball????

The suspiciously hungry and round bug:

[the-true-tusk]

What is this thing

[brappypatty]

shoutout to my fellow Ornate Amphipod enjoyers

[voidsucre]

happy comic day here's mine

[thereigning-lorelai]

grace + saying goodbye to earth 🌱

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

[pjackk]

Attention male lovers:Its ok to beat me with a hammer until i dont move anymore

[achingmarshking]

male lover here!

i will not be doing that!

[pjackk]

You wull never pleasure me

Worthless animal

[catchymemes]