OVERLORD

Midwestern, Armenian, anglophile, liberal, book reader, tree lady, space governing, female human person. Also goats and languages and food and drag queens and SASS.

[spacegovernor]

No. NO. I FUCKING SAID NO. These fuckers are an abomination.

[lavagoth]

[spacegovernor]

Me when pump up the jam comes on

[n0bodysdaughter-blog]

[adbub-remade]

i just realized how weird a lot of canadian kids shows are like im sure youve all heard of Nanalan but there are even weirder ones like this one show called The Doodlebops? I used to love it back then but looking back on it now its terrifying like look at the main characters 

why does this show exist

[spacegovernor]

@twogaydraugrs DON'T PULL THE FUCKING ROPE

[princesconsuela]

F.R.I.E.N.D.S APPRECIATION WEEK         ↳ Day 2: Chandler Bing’s School of Dance

[twogaydraugrs]

I think one of the most harmful things my dad has ever said to me in repetition is, “joy stands for jesus, others, yourself” as in an order of priority. Not only did this teach me that my well my wellbeing should not be my highest priority, but also, to him, god is more important than me. Forcing religion on me and being homophobic/transphobic because he thinks that’s what god wants is more important than my happiness, apparently.

[spacegovernor]

Buddy. 💔

[borderline-sunflower-deactivate]

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

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I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

[locke-fuckscottlynch78-lamora]

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

[wizzard890]

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

[erincrocodile-deactivated202006]

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

[mcdonalds-money]

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

[gh0stvirgo]

Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

[maghrabiyya]

i drew a pigeon on ms paint when my internet stopped working do you guys like it

[maghrabiyya]

i drew pigeon some papaya to eat

[maghrabiyya]

I drew pigeon a friend

he brings kiwi

[maghrabiyya]

crow brings a single cherry to the party because it was so last minute and this is all he had in his nest

[maghrabiyya]

robin was going to bring a slice of bread that she found in the park but she ate it on the way there

[prettykikimora-deactivated20250]

apparently modern medieval scholars have no solid idea why there’s so many old paintings of knights fighting snails.  Like that wasn’t just one weird painting there’s hundreds of those.  

[cowthropologist]

the firste meyme

[prettykikimora-deactivated20250]

And my favorite one here

[anothersolarpunk]

I’m not saying humanity defeated an invasion of snail aliens in the Middle Ages but hold on wait that’s EXACTLY what I’m saying

[lizardywizard]

snail aliens, or snaliens,

[sinbadism]

probably it was just funny so people kept doing it. which is basically what a meme is

[streakoflavender]

the explanation I’ve heard is that most of the monks who did these illustrations would have kept small gardens where they grew all their own food and this was their way of venting about snails ruining their gardens

[sinbadism]

ok thats even funnier

[scram8ledserkets-deactivated201]

Humanity warred with giant, carnivorous snails inhabiting Europe during the 4th-16th century. The great Snail War, or Snar.

[margaritaville-remade]

dancing bees young and sweet only seven bees

[bellecs]

[90s90s90s]

bellecs:

excuse me miss dionne. 

[spacegovernor]

@twogaydraugrs we need to watch this. You need to see it.

[portraitsofboston]

     “A friend of mine who used to work with me moved to Seattle. I was there visiting her last March, we were both going through a lot of heavy stuff in our lives, and we were sharing and talking about activities to help us get out of our heads and leave the crappy bits behind. When she lived here, we used to cook meals together. We would make excuses to hang out that always centered on food. So we thought, ‘Food is so important to both of us, we’re on other sides of the country, so it would be nice to keep in touch. Why don’t we do a letter project?’      We decided that having a routine would be really helpful, so we made a couple of rules and said, ‘It has to be on 8 ½ by 11 paper, hand written, with a doodle or a small drawing, and we would mail them out on Monday’. We sent out the first letters in April last year.      They didn’t have to be responses to each other, but they always centered on food. Some of them are almost recipes — “I made this delicious thing” — but some are barely about food. Many read more like a Dear Diary.      Even this year, we’ve gone through a lot, and we’ve talked about it, and it’s been really cathartic. The physicality of getting whatever is bothering you out on a page and shooting it out across the country is like getting it out of your head, out of your life, and letting someone else worry about it for a while.      Now I have a record of the last year of her life, and she has a record of the last year of my life, and we have this special thing together, and it’s all wrapped up in a package of food, which is perfect.      That’s the most interesting part: We went into it thinking it was a letter project about food, and instead it became a beautiful record of our relationship at a certain time in our lives.”

Somerville, MA

[burnmehappy]

An Armenian girl wearing traditional armenian clothing and jewelry. 

[canaduuuh-deactivated20180110]

[tsuntsunmisaki-deactivated20171]

how can you not reblog this

[swolizard]

I have finally found the source of my sarcasm. Thanks, Pixar

[officialjiggly]

[fire-is-her-water]

I keep seeing this fucking argument about trans people using bathrooms like “Well if that had been an option for me back in the day I totally would’ve signed up as a ‘trans-whatever’ to get into the girls’ locker room back in high school”  (Yeah, the fuckwit on FB I saw earlier actually said ‘trans-whatever’).

Like, you really, genuinely think that you, as a 16 year old presumably straight teenage boy would have changed your name, requested everyone you know call you by different pronouns, changed your entire wardrobe and look, went to school presenting yourself as a girl, dealt with the bullshit you would likely have gotten from your parents, family, friends, classmates, teachers, doctors, neighbors, people on the street, and rearranged your entire life…

Because you maybe, might have possibly caught a glimpse of a titty in the locker room?

Yeah, it’s clearly the trans people we should be worried about.

[spyderqueen]

I always find it interesting that they seem to think that declaring “Given the opportunity I absolutely would have been a sexual predator” is a defense of their position.

[vaspider]

I always find it interesting that they seem to think that declaring “Given the opportunity I absolutely would have been a sexual predator” is a defense of their position.

I am just going to save this, modify pronouns as needed, and use it as a response to this. Forever.

[spacegovernor]

@twogaydraugrs