Space Gremlins

A webcomic 'bout gremlins. In outer space. By Ryan Boyle.

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If you can, always be Green Arrow.

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Natural doesn’t necessarily mean good.

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If you ever feel an urge to game, don’t.

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Pillows. Put ‘em under your head. Put ‘em under your other bits. 

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The credit card: history’s greatest monster.

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Human’s die so easily!

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Don’t eat meat a bird gives you. Pretty sure that’s in The Anarchists Cookbook.

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Was it called Xena: The Warrior Princess simply because it had a nice ring to it? 

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If something claims to cure everything it probably cures nothing.

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Be nice to words. Don’t use them all willy-nilly. Also? Don’t use the words “willy-nilly”

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Dogs are unreal.

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Always be regular.

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Utter nonsense is the best kind of nonsense.

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Don’t buy anything from a guy whose nickname has to remind you that he’s totally not a crook.

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Having someone to do coke with is the best, deepest relationship you can have with a person.

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Make old people less hideous whether they want to be or not!

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As long as your diarrhea isn’t severe, keep eating junk. You have my permission.