La Javanaise

Just to Stay Afloat

[scullys]

insp.

[xxchumanixx]

Hilarious🥀👐

[lokiwholockfactory]

This is so my favorite Thor movie

[blanska]

that “oh shit” line is my absolute favorite moment in the history of Thor movies

[supacutiepie]

Why does this fucking movie read like a god damn crack video but ITS ALL CANON AND REAL WTF MR WAITITI

[ncodangelo-deactivated20170513]

a very potter musical is one of the greatest things on the planet and it was created by college students with $150 who were high off their asses

[bendyboisquashup]

may I mention that about 1/3 of the budget was spent on ron’s giant Hershey bar?

[j-the-latter-gay-saint]

YOU MAY

[thisisemmakate]

I can’t believe that I never considered the possibility that they were high

[armandyke]

So Civil War takes place over like one weekend and then Black Panther takes place over the following 5 days or so which means all in all it was a hell of a fucking week for T’Challa

[mikkeneko]

Prince T’Challa and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Week

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

Bruh grew his hair out overnight

[zamzamafterzina]

wakandan castor oil is something those selfish ass negroes

[the-real-ted-cruz]

i love how unproblematic firefighters are. they just wanna put out the fires. 

[richard-hollabackgirl-nixon]

I used to think that.

[the-real-ted-cruz]

that’s so ominous wtf did the firefighters do to you

[fareeeha-remade]

t'challa, texting shuri: answer your phone

shuri, texting back: gimme a minute, i can’t find my phone

t'challa: ok

t'challa, five minutes later: you’re a terrible child. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing your brother.

[archimedesbae]

y’all are going on about rocket and bucky’s metal arm but i just want to see the face of tony stark, pioneer of science, when peter quill pulls out his frickin zune and calls it “earth’s latest technology”

[thenicestavenger]

Quill: do you know where I can get more tapes for my Walkman?

Tony:

[bestiegirlboss]

harry potter was such a pure child like he went to a ghosts death day party, he talked to myrtle bc she was lonely, he set a snake free bc it was unhappy, he genuinely was friends with luna even thought people thought she was weird, he attended aragog’s funeral, he met some lanky kid on the train and his immediate reaction was to buy the whole fucking trolly to share with him, and then when they got to hogwarts and malfoy was talkin shit about this kid he met a few hours ago he just went oh no u didnt ima protect this one hes just so pure feel free to add to this

[lilttlekingtrashmouth]

Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd

[brilliantlyhorrid]

[ripndipcl]

[deadmutati0n]

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[unneedy]

[imogenre]

Thor: Ragnarok

So, the main thing I took from this movie is after all that effort to stop him conquering Earth, when we actually see Loki get to be in charge of a planet, his main policies appear to be military non-interventionism and investment in the arts. 

And that is hilarious.

[foreverimthatgirl-deactivated20]

me: *literally about to burst into tears for no fuckass reason*

me to me:

[airbornecourier]

Doc: *comes on screen for literally 2 seconds*

Me: *yelling at my family, cats, neighbors, and a Starbucks barista* LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOKLOOK LOOK IT’S ROE LOOK LOOK IT’S MY HUSBAND LOOK LOOK YOU’RE NOT LOOKING LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL HUSBAND ASKSKAKJAJ

[tom-hiddlestons-loki]

The snake story 😹

[izhunny]

That small smile is literally the best thing.

[thegirlinthebyakko]

Banner’s face in this is everything. 

His soft little ‘no!’ 

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Taika really finally looked at Thor and its characters and said “this is sort of fun, but we could be having, like 100 times more fun.” And he did it. And for as long as I live I won’t be over it.