I Aim To Misbehave

Diana. Majestic unicorn, professional cat whisperer, and dreamer of improbable dreams. Usually having an existential crisis. Pirate at heart. Currently obsessing over: Lockwood & Co., the Folk of the Air, House of the Dragon, Critical Role Forever faves: LotR, Pirates of the Caribbean, Disney, Black Sails, Firefly, Dollhouse, Buffy, Veronica Mars, Being Human, Orphan Black, Doctor Who, Hannibal, Pushing Daisies, Stranger Things, In The Flesh, Narnia, Arcane, Merlin, fluffy sheep ~ previously accio-pirates ~ Background art by Abigail Larson.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

“I wish I was more powerful, like you guys. Even casting fireball takes it right out of me some days.”

“Hey, none of that. You're a valued member of the team, no matter what your power level.”

“I just don't understand how you can tear open that portal to the fire dimension so easily.”

“… fire dimension?”

“Yeah. Where the fire lives. Before you summon it. For fireballs.”

“Dude. We've been creating explosions by igniting flammable gases in the air. What the fuck have you been doing?”

[coragenial]

Once upon a time (c.1475) the whimsical Will that scripts the Great Scroll of the Cosmos woke up in the morning and decided: Someday centuries from now, when humankind has outgrown the dastardly moustaches of melodrama and moved on to a phase of complex antiheroes, sympathetic villains, and moral ambiguity, I want history teachers to be able to stand at the front of the classroom and say, “Yes, he really did go around dressed all in black wearing a mask and killing people for fun.” Thus Cesare Borgia was conceived. - Inventing the Renaissance (2025) by Ada Palmer

[1lnvtehciz]

Emma. (2020) dir. Autumn de Wilde

[shanehollanderilyarozanov]

HEATED RIVALRY 1.05 "I'll Believe in Anything"

[michaelmoonsbookshop]

postcard c1910

I shall pass through this world but once, any good thing therefore I can do, or any kindness I can show to any human being, let me do it now, let me not defer it or neglect it for I shall not pass this way again.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[medievaljournalist]

i just checked my status effects for the first time in a while how long have i been Doomed for

[rherlotshadow]

Mother Duck and a host of half grown ducklings in a patch of water crows-foot on the Kennet chalk river, in Wiltshire.

[snowbairdd]

I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw, I'm scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you.

DIRTY DANCING (1987) dir. Emile Ardolino

[funnyforsmile]

[capacity]

Let’s all actually do this

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

posted in 2015 and then every single world event for the next 11 years has just felt like this exactly

[lostinpaintings]

Garden at Giverny (1900) by Claude Monet. Now exhibited at the Musée d'Orsay in Paris.

[stoptheantisemitism]

Zionists don't actually care about antisemitism. I've seen them gang up on anti Zionist Jews like myself for simply being against genocide and murdering children. I've watched them excuse Elon Musk's Nazi salute. I've watched them excise Israel bombing a synagogue. I've watched them excuse sterilization of Ethiopian Jews.

If you have been following me for a year or so you probably watched me fight with a Zionist on here defending Israel for hiring actual Nazis. I've watched them call anti Zionist holocaust survivors kapos.

The only thing they care about is Israel. For their ethno state they will defend anything. I've watched them defend Jeffrey Epstein.

Stop entertaining a Zionist's definition of antisemitism

[stoptheantisemitism]

It's really important for everyone to question and push back on Zionists accusing anyone of antisemitism.

Especially if you're criticizing Israel or defending the rights of Palestinians to exist on their land.

[gabbiecasso]

Brushbuddy has been sitting in my backlog for quite some time noww

[jesterlesbian]

ksenia's in this prime tv show for like 2 mins total but she looks super cute and is wearing an ottawa sweatshirt with a loon on it so this is now svetlana visiting the boys To Me

[enlitment]

spill for me, Muse, the wine-dark tea on a problematic man

[skullism]

I had a lot more to say, but now wasn't the time. I took a deep breath. 'Well, don't get into trouble,' I said. 'Last time you went wandering off during a case, you got yourself locked in the toilet.' 'A ghost shut me in, I keep telling you.' 'So you claim, but there was not a shred of evidence that—' But he was already gone.

—The Screaming Staircase by Jonathan Stroud, Chapter 2

[hollanovulation]

love when i see something for me #mebait

[talestobetold]

me bait.