ugh...

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[funnytwittertweets]

[spacekid97]

its strange how i always wanted to move away from home.. just run away from anything… but then you move and realize you have no friends no job.. i have a few family members but thats it.. i appreciate them for letting me live here but being lonely sucks…

[omghotmemes]

Congrats!

[ruinedchildhood]

[neckkiss]

Sweet Home Alabama

[destroymylife]

[unclefather]

Trying to teach my 5 year old how to eat a hard taco has been the most frustrating thing I’ve ever done in my life. Why won’t she turn her head. She keeps trying to eat it vertically

[legitimately]

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

[totally-sapphic-posts]

Imagine one day going home to your wife

[stonerparty]

[cartooncoyote]

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

[satanblessitt-deactivated201608]

There is no way this is a porno

[zombiesahoy]

This is the best porno there has ever been.

[usingtimewisely]

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

[spacekid97]

it really sucks that i miss you so much and you probably forgot who i even am….

[suggestedfeelings]

the smallest amount of reassurance means so much. Random messages like “im not mad at you” “you’re not annoying me” “i’ll text you later” “i love you” is such a relief.

[gaynargle-kl]

[fvkcc-xsh-deactivated20241228]

lay with me by the ocean and show me your playlists

[bigsoftbison]

thinkin about someone laying on top of me, fucking up into them as i grab their ass, a mix of a growl and a moan as i tell them “you’re so easy baby doll”

~cis men dni~

[theambitiouswoman]

It’s ok to want more. You don’t have to explain yourself to anyone.