WOWIE ZOWIE!

[dogmotifs]

uquiz never change

[jame7t]

just smoked a seriously orwellian blunt

[normal-horoscopes]

In the same way that magic cannot be magic if it is perfectly understood, people can only be hot if they look a little weird.

[ovur]

Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine..... to wash down the figs..!

[notvoid]

[catgirlmimikyu]

george or well dude, you either george or you well

[chotomy]

omg the iliad ❤️ that’s my favorite workplace sitcom

[hollowboobtheory]

this is my new favorite video

[valtsv]

cakes for when you die and get brought back but there's something wrong with you and everyone can tell

[kashuan]

finally some good iliad discourse

[transfemininomenon]

the thing i want to know with prometheus is like, was it the same eagle each time or was it a few different ones? if it was the same one do you think they ever developed a rapport? like oh hey bill how it’s going, how’s the wife, yeah the liver’s just right there let’s get it over with, anyway- ow!- as i was saying how’s sally? 

one day the eagle shows up with a few chicks and prometheus is like omg are those your kids?? and the eagle nods proudly & starts teaching them how to eat livers

[headspace-hotel]

Prometheus and the eagle are shown clocking in and clocking out like characters in a looney tunes cartoon

[feminismandmedia]

[mouser26]

It however does not cast Social Services in a bad light. Cobra Bubbles does a lot to try to keep Lilo in Nani’s custody and I hate how overlooked that is. He legit shows remorse when he does try to take Lilo, which he only did because of her very reasonibly alarming phone call and the destruction of their house. Point is they didn’t make social services into a heartless judgy entity

[bluerayofsunshine]

they actually made a good point about how a system originally designed to be consistent and fair can also lack the sensitivity and flexibility needed to deal with complex situations. this is shown both when Stitch is labeled a monster and when Nani is judged for not being able to earn a living and constantly watch Lilo at the same time. Neither happened because the people making the calls were cruel--Bubbles and the Grand Councilwoman seem to mean well, but both were expected to make judgments very quickly by their organizations... and both used loopholes to make kinder, fairer decisions for our heroes.

[athelind]

Let’s note that those decisions and loopholes included allowing Jamba and Pleakly to move in with Nani and Lilo, thus giving her some additional support (no matter how dubious) in maintaining the household and caring for Lilo.

[skittyminecraft]

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[image description: various tiktok comments.

.tatecakes: customer asked for brown bread and i didn't hear them so i said 'you're having sourdough' but forgot to ask it like a question and she just said 'ok.'

brooklynbradshaw21: one time i answered the phone by saying "january, february, march... i'm so sorry, i don't know why i did that, how can i help you" and they hung up.

cailynvol6: one time the phone was ringing but for some reason i hit the intercom button and said "hello?" across the entire store.

eatasslol0: one time i greeted a customer by saying "hello google." it was a bad day.

shaynahicks21: one time a lady told me her last name was "romaine" like the lettuce, so i typed in "lettuce" as her last name... she came back in and laughed at me.

icewater_stan: it's ok i charged someone $100 for a scoop of ice cream once and all he said was "that's a bit expensive."

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[gayweedanimal]

[birdsareblooming]

its very important in ace attorney that every lawyer has their funny little girl, and i hope you all understand the phoenix was mia's funny little girl

[valtsv]

[hoofpeet]

Hey did you guys know wikipedia apparently has deep lore