FUCK - THAT - BULLSHIT ! @spacelube-blog - Tumblr Blog

Posts

thebootydiaries

person: *literally stabs me*

me: ?? lol u still like me tho right

#( musings. without the thrill of boning- what is life ?)#its him and ninja brian

dratinimartini

6969 was AWESOME, I did a redaw of my fav shot :> you should go check out the music vid here

#( self. dont you want a man whos tall whos name is dan- AND IS JEWISH. )

“Sounds like someone wants to get funky.”

‘ DUDE i’m always ready to get fuckin’ DOWN and DIRTY .’

#( ANSWERED.)#bcyc

madehervows

(( sentence meme || fleetwood mac edition ))

justanotherrpmeme

“I wake up alone with it all.” “You know that I’m falling and I don’t know what to say.” “I want to be with you everywhere.” “It all comes down to you.” “I have no fear, I have only love.” “I still see your bright eyes.” “Can you understand me?” “Don’t you hand me a line.” “Let me hand you my love.” “Hold me.” “How am I going to manage you?” “I’ll be waiting for you if you ever want to be there.” “I’ve been afraid of changing because I’ve built my life around you.” “Time makes you bolder.” “Tell me sweet little lies.” “Close your eyes.” “We’re better off apart.” “Let’s give it a try.” “Monday morning you sure look fine.” “First you love me and then you fade away.” “I’ve got nothing but love for you.” “All the saints and sinners, they pay handsomely.” “Wait a minute, baby.” “Stay with me a while.” “Said you’d give me light, but you never told me about the fire.” “I’m drowning in the sea of love where everyone would love to drown.” “Never change.” “I think I have met my match.” “There’s a heartbeat and it never really died.” “You can’t get enough of it.” “Don’t make me wait.” “It’s not that funny, is it —— no one to turn you on?” “When you look at me with those brown eyes, what do you want to do?” “Do you have to have me the way that I want you?” “Will you take me all the way?” “Why don’t you ask him if he’s going to stay?” “Why don’t you tell me what’s going on?” “Why don’t you tell me who’s on the phone?” “Don’t say that you love me. Just tell me that you want me.” “I don’t hold you down. Maybe that’s why you’re around.” “Never have I been a blue calm sea. I have always been a storm.” “All I know is the way that I feel whenever you’re around.” “You’ve got a way of lifting me up instead of bringing me down.” “You look at me and I just melt.” “Who wrote the book of love?” “I’m out of my mind, but it’s only over you.” “You’ve got me mystified.” “I’m through waiting for you.” “I don’t know why I always trusted.” “Sometimes I think that I must have been crazy to wait on you.” “I decided yesterday that I would leave you.” “I believe that I know you.” “I never did believe in time changing anybody’s mind.” “I can’t define love like it should be.”

breniarchive-blog

THE WITCHER SAGA SENTENCE STARTERS: the last wish edition

‘ And do you have a name? Any name will do, it’s simply to make conversation easier. ’

‘ Let it go. It’s a serious matter. Many have tried and failed already. ’

‘ This, my friend, is not the same as roughing up a couple of scoundrels. ’

‘ ______, you know our code of practice forbids us to speak of our work. ’

‘ Answer me unofficially, briefly and clearly: will it work or not? ’

‘ You inspire trust, although I know what a rogue you are. ’

‘ Oh, what’s the point of explaining, you wouldn’t understand anyway. ’

‘ Am I supposed to give you advice and teach you how to live? Am I your mother or something? ’

‘ It is customary, when faced with people who greet their guests with a roar and the cry that they’re going to tear you to pieces. ’

‘ If it wasn’t for that you’d have been out of this gate a long time ago, with my bootprint on your arse. ’

‘ One has to admit you can answer questions without using many words. ’

‘ I’m not in the habit of lying. ’

‘ So what am I? Cranberry pudding? ’

‘ You didn’t answer my question. Although… you probably did. ’

‘ So you are interested after all? You said things were fine as they are. ’

‘It’s my problem, my life and my punishment. I’ve learnt to put up with it. I’ve got used to it. If it gets worse, I’ll get used to that too. ’

‘ Scream your guts out. Lose your strength. And then I’ll slash your pretty little head off! ’

‘ You consider that an honor? I don’t. I consider it an insult. ’

‘ Quiet. Lower your voice. Have a care who you speak to like that. ’

‘ I’ve no time to waste. Winter’s coming. ’

‘ Women don’t have a say in my house. But, just between us, don’t do what you did during supper last time in front of her again. ’

‘ Destiny has many faces. Mine is beautiful on the outside and hideous on the inside. ’

‘ You’re talking nonsense while making wise and meaningful faces. Can’t you speak normally? ’

‘ I made it all the way here, hiding and running from a monstrous being that wants to murder me. ’

‘ Don’t get all puffed up like a frog – tell me what’s threatening you. We’ll see what can be done. ’

‘ To think the likes of you walk the earth. Who spawns you freaks? ’

‘ True Evil is something you can barely imagine, even if you believe nothing can still surprise you. And sometimes True Evil seizes you by the throat and demands that you choose between it and another, slightly lesser, Evil. ’

‘ I’m looking for general truths. And I’ve found one: lesser evils exist, but we can’t choose them. ’

‘ You’re standing on a flagstone running with blood, alone and so very lonely because you can’t choose, but you had to. ’

‘ Why are you looking at me like that? Yes, I deceived you. I’ll deceive anyone if I have to, why should you be special? ’

‘ They say silence is golden. Maybe it is, although I’m not sure it’s worth that much. It has its price certainly; you have to pay for it. ’

‘I know my fate whirls about me like water in a weir. It’s hard on my heels, following my tracks, but I never look back. ’

‘ The world is changing. Something’s coming to an end. ’

‘ The world is changing, the sun sets, and the vodka is coming to an end. What else, in your opinion, is coming to an end? ’

‘ I’m not feeling sorry for myself. I’m stating the facts. ’

‘ Something is coming to an end. Whether you like it or not, something’s coming to an end. ’

‘ I don’t like you mouthing banal platitudes. I don’t like your expression when you do it. What’s happening to you? ’

‘ For someone who has lived such a short time, you show an astounding disdain for death. ’

‘An aftertaste in my mouth, dishevelled hair, sticky eyes and other morning inconveniences strongly affect my perceptive faculties. ’

‘ Don’t be embarrassed. I don’t faint at the sight of a naked (wo)man. One of my friends says if you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all. ’

‘ You’re wont to describe it using words which I greatly dislike, lapsing into pompous sarcasm with it, something I dislike even more. ’

‘ They’re not too crazy about me here. They might insult me and throw stones - or do something worse. ’

‘ Hold me. Tighter. I’m not made of china. ’

‘ It’s almost as though you thought a scorpion were prettier than a spider, because it’s got such a lovely tail. ’

‘ What’s this all about, ____? If it’s a game, I don’t know the rules. ’

‘ How should I answer your question? Let’s try this: it’s none of your damned business. Does that satisfy you? ’

‘ Don’t reproach yourself for it – I’m not easily satisfied. Only those who are above average have managed so far. ’

‘ Don’t pull that face, it doesn’t suit either your good looks or your complexion. ’

‘ I didn’t see the scorpion amidst the flowers. I’m prepared to pay for my inattention. ’

‘ A pretty speech. Touching and pompous. Pity it’s in vain. ’

‘ I’ve promised several people here something, and I always keep my promises. Since I won’t have time to do so myself, you’ll keep those promises for me. ’

‘ Don’t act out a farce for me, don’t try to charm me with your hard and insolent masculinity. You are the only one to think you’re insolent and hard. ’

‘ You’d pay any price. You’d lick my boots. And maybe something else, too, if I unexpectedly wished to amuse myself. ’

‘ You have to pay. For your insolence, for the cold way you look at me, for the eyes which fish for every detail, for your stony face and sarcastic tone of voice. ’

‘ To put it simply, you stated that a self-respecting man shouldn’t ever call a professional harlot a whore because it’s base and repugnant, while using the word whore to describe a woman one has never knocked off or paid any money for doing so, is childish and punishable. ’

‘ I don’t like grand words. I’m greatly, shall we say, fascinated by her/him. ’

‘ I’d have expected anything but to… What made you do it, ___ ? Why… Why me?’

‘ You’ve condemned yourself. Condemned yourself to me. ’

‘ I don’t like grand words, and it’s impossible to give it a name without using grand words. ’

REBLOG IF YOU WANT SOME ANONS IN YOUR INBOX!

rpmusingsnstuff

scott pilgrim vs. the world ask meme.

“When I’m around you, I kind of feel like I’m on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them.”

“I know you play mysterious and aloof just to avoid getting hurt. And I know you have reasons for not wanting talk about your past. I want you to know that I don’t care about any of that stuff.”

“I’m in lesbians with you.”

“Bread makes you fat?!” “I have to go pee due to boredom.”

“…Chicken isn’t vegan?”

“If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain?”

“You once were a ve-gone, but now you will begone.”

“Okay, this next song goes out to the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony. It’s called ‘We Hate You, Please Die.’”

“Amazon.ca! What’s the website for that?”

“Hey so, can this not be a one-night stand? For one thing I didn’t even get any. That was a joke.”

“Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. Because you’ll be dust by Monday… because you’ll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up… dust. She dusts. 'Cause… it’s Friday now, she’s the weekends off, so… Monday, right?”

“You punched the highlights out of my hair!”

“That’s it! You cocky cock! You’ll pay for your crimes against humanity.”

“The only thing separating me from them is the two minutes it’s gonna take to kick your ass.”

“Short answer: Vegans are just better then everyone else.”

“Kick her in the balls!”

“If your life had a face, I would punch it.”

“I mean, are you really happy or really evil?”

“You broke the heart that broke mine.”

“Level with me… did we suck?”

“Oh, you’re were just a little bi-curious? Well, I’m just a little bi-furious!”

“You’re pretentious, this club sucks, I have beef. Let’s do it.”

“I was more alone when we were together than I ever was on my own.”

“What a perfect asshole.”

“Well, it was nice to meet you, and tell your gay friends I will see them later.”

“Look, I didn’t write the gay handbook. If you got a problem with it, take it up with Liberace’s ghost.”

“You punched me in the boob! Prepare to die, obviously!”

“Okay, presumeably, you may have just seen a dude’s junk, and I’m very sorry for that… so is he.”

“We were just on stage for sound check, and the sound guy hated us!”

“You know I love you. But I need my own bed tonight. It’s for sex.”

“Ah, that sucks, but you know it’s probably just because they’re better than you.

“You know what sucks? EVERYTHING.”

“You are the salt of the earth. I meant scum of the earth.”

“We are here to make money and sell out and stuff.”

“Sounds like someone wants to get funky.”

“I want to have his adopted babies.”

“Hey, man, question: I’ve always wondered, how does not eating dairy products give you psychic powers?”

“Oh yeah, you’re totally my bitch forever.”

“Yeah, well, my baggage doesn’t try to kill me every five minutes.”

“You’re not dead, you’re just having some idiotic dream.”

“Guess who’s drunk!?”

“A gig is a gig is a gig is a gig is a gig.”

iivakana

Fuck yeah

#( self. dont you want a man whos tall whos name is dan- AND IS JEWISH. )

spacelube-blog

COMPUTER ! set aSEXY course to the SEXIEST year

#hi hello #( self promo. the choice should be so obvious. )

rpmernes-blog

bad idea starters.

❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜

❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜

❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜

❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜

❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜

❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜

❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜

❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜

❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜

❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜

❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜

❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜