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This blog contains way too much shit and sometimes does art @spaceman.sara on Instagram and @sadmaxTM on ao3 — maybe check out my 200k+ word Bioshock fic “The Heart’s A Stubborn Muscle” 👀

[spacemansara]

Finally loving my style enough to open commissions— feel free to message me with any questions!

(Please like, reblog, and share if you can!! This economy sucks)

[sepiaseraph-deactivated20221120]

May you find someone who thinks your dorky ass is endearing.

[rainecreatesstuff]

project hail mary destroyed me specifically because of three big reasons:

Everyone in this movie is autistic and not being great at connecting to people is a Neutral Trait (i am feelings about this often)

Ryland Grace isn't looking for a partner or kids (or a pet) and his life is just as valuable as anyone else's and the removal of his ability to choose what to do with it was a horrific tragedy (you are not worth less if you don't adhere to society's expectations for you)(i am having realizations abt myself as we speak)

the universe is beautiful (i cry when i look at the stars for too long)

[deathgasmic]

some of you are very nice to me and i just want to say thank you and i love u

[yellow-cat]

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

[yellow-cat]

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

[rexlottie]

I didnt get to see project hail mary because of period cramps so i projected it onto ryland grace. Then i watched the movie and felt bad so i gave him a heating pad

[christianborle]

this is the absolute funniest thing I’ve read in the project hail mary 2022 draft so far. my stomach hurts from trying not to laugh so loud. I WISH they kept this in the movie

[ilovedthestars]

i've now seen multiple interviews where Ryan Gosling is asked who/what he would take with him if he went to space and he answers "i wouldn't go to space. i like earth." which is a very reasonable opinion but also a hilariously appropriate one for the actor playing Ryland "went to space very much against his will" Grace

[magpiecharmbracelet]

You know, Rocky really hit the lottery on meeting an alien species that was primed for getting along with him.

Between pack bonding to anything and also having a whole cultural trend around keeping pet rocks, a human was probably one of, if not the best, living thing he could have encountered.

[ri5k]

i’m giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept

[princess-of-ithilien]

Stratt: "...you don't have a family, you don't even have a dog."

Grace:

[drillss]

I really really like it when the character hates her old self so much like yes girl!!!! I love the way you want the old version of you dead and how you don't want to think about how she shaped you as the person you are now🥰🥰🥰

[ginkgodoodles]

Grace exposing Rocky to the classics.

[kcnsas]

girlfriend/boyfriend. to me

[sleepy-bebby]

He was a sk8r boi

He said, "See you later, boy"

[mystrothedefender]

[salbertwolf]

Christina Koch (Mission Specialist), Artemis II - April 6th 2026

[plasmidbottle]

BIOSHOCK — the lighthouse