The Centaurs, whenever someone from the press asks one of them to describe Ilya Rozanov.
does his fine plumage impress you?
occasionally subtle
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The Centaurs, whenever someone from the press asks one of them to describe Ilya Rozanov.
does his fine plumage impress you?
Ilya's hypothetical iPod
Slight spoilers for Role Model & The Long Game.
I've put way too much thought into this. Ilya probably used an iPod when he first arrived (2008-2009-2010) - they peaked in popularity in 2006, but he was coming from Russia and I've read that iPods are still common in Russia as recently as 2024? idk if he'd use it much after 2012. This of this more as a shuffling of his saved music between 2008 - 2020 - the start of TLG. Not everything, just the highlights.
We know from TLG that Ilya listens to Bad Bunny while he drives and Rihanna's Diamonds has always reminded him of Shane. From this I infer that he listens to:
R&B
pop
hip-hop
trap
From RM, we know that Harris thinks all hockey players have the same taste in music: EDM, hip-hop, country, and Mumford & Sons. I doubt Ilya is listening to country unironically or Mumford & Sons at all - unless Dykstra has the aux. EDM is pretty standard millennial fare - it was in everything and everyone dabbled in it 2010-2015 - and Ilya liked clubbing. So let's add:
EDM
Ilya's sense of humor always read as "internet troll" to me. I know he didn't spend nearly as much time online as my friends and I did, but with that kind of humor, he probably had meme music in his music library - either because he actually enjoys it or he enjoys how much it annoys others when he's passed the aux.
Extrapolating from Rihanna, I'm going to guess he listens to other female artists.
Extrapolating from Bad Bunny, I'm going to guess he listens to other Latin artists.
I'm certain that Ilya listens to Russian rap, hip-hop, and EDM, but the closest I've gotten to that is Kazakh EDM.
2010's EDM classics are all there and then some - that's a genre I'm more familiar with.
Based on vibes alone, I've added a smattering of indie rock and older r&b, hip-hop, and rap classics.
AND SO. I use YouTube music. I may keep adding to it but I think I'm slowing down on this. I added them as I thought of them, play on shuffle for best results.
I give you, Ilya's hypothetical iPod:
What I imagine our favorite depressive demon nightmare boy had in his music library up to the start of The Long Game
Maybe it's because I've had to watch video of my own gait and put in a fair amount of effort to correct it
Maybe it's a stylistic choice
Maybe it's Maybelline
but I am Concerned
yooo how do I get out lol 😂 how do i get out of here 😅😭
I watched a lot of reactions and read a lot of comments and I guess I can see where people with no experience with it are coming from, but -
- deciding to leave your country, even if it seemingly hates you, isn't easy. It's not easy logistically or emotionally. A lot of viewers treat Ilya's decision to permanently leave his homeland like it's not one of the biggest decisions a person can make in their life.
This was one of those things I only understood intellectually until last year. I'm a trans person in the United States, and a lot of things got worse faster than we expected. General advice within the trans community was 1) figure out if you want to leave 2) figure out how and 3) figure out when.
I'm still waffling. I can't stomach the idea of never being able to return home. I'm not sure if I'm ready to die to stay here, but I'm not ready to abandon it altogether. (Which isn't to say I think people who leave are cowardly; if anything, I think they're the brave ones because being an immigrant is a shit experience. It's shit all the way around.) I don't know if you can understand the gravity of the decision unless you've seriously weighed it for yourself. It fucking sucks - and I'd be leaving my country for the one right next door, 3 hours away, with the same dominant language.
Ilya is taken care of on the logistics end; he's rich, he can hire people to figure it out for him. But deciding to leave? Deciding to never return? That rips your heart out.
I suck at cuddling after 5 mins i’m spitting all over your dick 🫠
push me and then just touch me 'til i can get my... satisfaction
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Soundclash | Flosstradamus & Troyboi
I saw 'em clashing, I can't hear ya (x3)
wanted to try adding some video & music credits. i'm surprised how much i like making sports bro edm edits - more than the smutty stuff, maybe. i'm gonna need more hockey footage in season 2. all the current in-rink and in-motion footage barely adds up to 10 minutes.
Wrong Club | The Ting Tings
Hey, If you can't move your feet You wanna stand like a woman You wanna stand with me If you don't seem to fit in You wanna take some cover You wanna leave with me
Hey! I'm in the wrong club Listening to this shit I'm in the wrong life, someone get me out of it
And everyone's gonna let me know it Come with me, we can over throw it Keep it in or I can go and show it
No DJ never saved my life
i think it's hilarious, ok? and it sounds like disco and i love kitschy shit, ok? and i'm genuinely using these to learn new software because i need a new job - ok?
Bird Machine | DJ Snake
i might be a little sorry for this one
i'm gonna go peel carrots now
i should be making carrots for easter dinner tomorrow
but here i am
adding more 2010s edm to my "HR edits" playlist
You're Just My Type | Saint Motel
You know you're just my type Oh, you got a pulse and you are breathing You know you're just my type Oh, I think it's time that we get leaving You know you're just my type
Hollander, I sleep with everyone. This is nothing special to me. (you mean everything to me and always have, I knew I was a goner right away and I've been running from it since)
I just learned it's "You-you-you're just my type" and not "You know you're just my type" - but idgaf, "know" is funnier and I've been singing it that way for 11 years.
the problem with the gay hockey show is that the acting is great, the lighting is great, the music and costuming are great, the care taken is incredible, but you can't recommend it to normal people without sounding like a pervert
GDFR | Flo Rider
I know what you came here to see
If you a freak, then you comin' home with me
And I know what you came here to do
Now bust it open, let me see you get loose
It's goin' down for real x5
Lift it, drop it, shake it, pop it (oh) x4
It's goin' down for real x5
I'm not sorry
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look, GDFR came out the same year as Sochi, ok, one of the teams would have posted this to their facebook for sure.
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I know nothing about hockey or hockey culture but I was 21 in 2013 - do you think the boys did the Harlem Shake? Do you think they did it before or after the The Nyack/Tappan Zee Ice Hawks?
i just wanna say
as a pre-top-op trans guy
it's very comforting to know that Connor Storrie is the same cup size as me