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my lil dumpster (sideblog <3)

[adamtotscomix]

[aloneandforsakenbyfateandbyman]

Do you know which subgenre of film desperately deserves a critical retrospective and more attention?

The answer is 80s/90s/early 2000s James Spader erotic thrillers in which he plays a somewhat creepy yet attractive psychopathic, emotionless, yuppie with a thousand-yard stare that looks into your soul who is also secretly a s*xually depraved sadomasochist that hides his perverse desires under the glare of the capitalist American dream to fit in, or has an affair with someone similarly maladjusted/ s*xually obsessed.

He is often seen wearing glasses and being nerdy to the precipice of autism in these movies, yet he is also suave, soft-spoken and passionate but also an unsettling weirdo. Like why did Hollywood stop making these movies?? Us emotionally disturbed tumblr girlies are obsessed with creepy James Spader this was such a Moment!!

[a-mimsy-borogove]

oh boy I hope my good friend Jonathan Harker has a good trip this year

[kragehund-est]

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

[kragehund-est]

i sent this meme to 7 people, and 4 of them asked me to translate for them. i legitimately do not think that was necessary.

[vickythestrange]

[abooklover]

There was and will never be anything funnier than heartbreak high including the real life viral video of that kid getting swooped by a magpie and making it canonically Spider.

[dangercupcaake]

the actual biggest mystery of heartbreak high season 2 is how the scariest looking white man managed to bag two of the baddest bitches at Hartley.......

[bittergirlsworld]

malakai fighting demons and the demons are bisexuality and wanting to fuck a blonde guy

[batarangsoundsdumb]

when i say 'god forbid women do anything' im talking about ameria wadia from heartbreak high

[spacestupid]

franchement tu peux pas pull up dans la vie des gens dire que tu les aimes bien les laisser catch feelings et disparaitre du jour au lendemain

[savanaghost]

ok so i totally like JUST figured out that i am a sex/romance-favorable aroace person from this random-ass chart i found on reddit omg

i'm definitely more romance-favorable than sex-favorable tbh tho. i probably lay somewhere between sex-favorable and sex-indifferent if we wanna get specific with it

but like!!!! i have never seen anything that described my particular experience with romance/sex so accurately before i feel so seen lmao

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

*firebombs your dashboard*

[reginasphalanges]

DERRY GIRLS (2018 - 2022) Season 2 | Episode 1

[blooddrenchedangel7777]

Sorry for being mentally ill, the sex will be bad too btw

[hotroadkill]

life advice: if ur cishet male friends dont let u call them babygirl theyre not worth it. but also this is dangerous bc then u’ll buy them a coffee at starbucks and they’ll say thank u daddy and u will automatically respond ur welcome babygirl and then the entire starbucks will be staring at u bc it is 2:45pm on a wednesday. this may happen multiple times. do with this what u will

[lousolversons]

me watching 'gratitious' sex and violence and ''problematic representation'' in my shows and movies made for adults

[jame7t]

Yeah she used me like a toy last night 😏

*smash cut to scene where I am being taken apart like LEGOS * nah post canceled this still reads as unironically sexual somehow. Bye

[spacestupid]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAH