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WHOA
481 FOLLOWERS—
I BARELY HAD 80 WHEN I WAS ACTIVE A MONTH AGO????
HOLY SMOKES!!!!!
this calls for something special; expect a big celebratory drop in the near future guys!
GUESS WHO’S BACK AND ALIVE
♥ Imagine a world in which your choices truly didn’t matter. ♥
Sound familiar, doesn’t it?
It’s the same moral you’re taught at the very beginning of Deltarune and told time and time again to persevere against. Well… what if, instead of the preset hero, Kris…
What if the narrator failed to discard your vessel, and your perseverance repainted the life of Kris as its own.
A hero of your own creation now stands before you in the bedroom of Toriel’s house, who’s calling a specific name you chose.
❝ Doot! ❞
You’re not sure why you’ve chosen this name, but it seems to have significance.
Seeing as you’ve played the game before, you’ve already seen the opening cutscene, so you skip the opening in order to gain the wristlet. Down into the Dark World you go, a hero standing tall with an energy sword stored within their heart.
Her name is Doot, and she is
the Human Hero of Legend.
♥
A Deltarune Vesselsona; created by Ronnie.
rules || about
This art gift is for @coolspadeprince since they’re an amazing person and draw me shit all the time for my Lancer sideblog.
I appreciate everyone’s love and support for my vesselsona here, and I can’t wait to get this blog hopping.
@rxlseii responded!
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✱ Who said you had one to begin with???? ✱ It’s a metaphor... I think. What’s a metaphor?
your value in the rpc is NOT dictated by:
the number of followers you have
the number of friends you have / whether or not you have a “rp squad”
your ability or willingness to format your replies
the amount of writing that you do on a daily basis
how fancy your promos / edits / anything else that you might make are
how many people send you messages or anons or generally just interact with you
your perceived popularity within a fandom or group
whether or not you keep up with constantly changing trends or fashions
the theme that you put on your blog
your value in the rpc IS dictated by:
you
how you treat others
how much fun you have writing your character(s)
how respectful you are of everyone around you and how willing you are to contribute to making the rpc a safer, healthier, and more friendly place to people regardless of age / gender identity / sexual orientation / race / religion / etc.
starter for @violems
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No no no, wait; he can do better! Half an hour had passed and Lancer was still focused on trying to pull off one of his stupid harlequin tricks he’d learned from years of pranks and pastime gags. Boots clomped apart in the dirt of the forest path, the boy striking a pose as a hand flipped up in a showcase to express a gesture towards a tree.
✱ You’ve heard of Stool Forme, but!!! Have you seen—
An explosion reacted in a timely fashion while Lancer scrambled over to the tree’s roots, setting his hands shoulder-width apart as he toddled up and threw back his legs... Tada! Standing up with a huff and a puff, the newest Spade King held himself high by just his arms, in what he called—
✱ Handstand Standeth-Offe!
Yeah, that. Boy howdy, was he struggling, though it seemed he didn’t need to worry much! As his elbows gave in, he clunked down onto his head so his head now held his weight up; it’s a good thing this pup’s got a resilient neck from all his bike crashes. Lancer doesn’t appear to be in any form of pain, but he does stick his tongue out further to the added pressure welling up in his throat from all the blood rushing from toes to ears.
✱ Guess it’s more of a headstand now, huh.
🎂- When’s your birthday? and ⚜- What is the most precious thing you own?
🎂 - When’s your Birthday?
June 27, 2000
I’m a stinky millenial.
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⚜️ - What is the most precious thing you own?
Hands down, my cat Marie. I adopted her as a therapy pet about two months ago, and I haven’t felt this happy since the first pet I grew up with; Sushi, a shih tzu that was passed down to me by my departed great grandmother.
Marie’s been told to be overly affection - which she has perfectly proven to be — as well as demanding when it comes to attention, which I’m more than happy to give her. Her fur feels like I’m thinning clouds through my fingers, and I never kiss her pretty little face enough to sate my desire to smooch the backs of her ears.
Poor thing just loves sleeping with me in my bed.
Have a blep she gave me the other day.
Getting to know you Questions for the Mun!
🎂- When’s your birthday?
👨👩👧👦- What’s your family like?
🐶- Favorite animal?
🔶- Favorite color(s)?
🎥- Favorite movie?
📺- Favorite TV show?
🎞- Favorite cartoon/anime?
🍔- Favorite food?
🍦- Favorite ice cream flavor?
🍭- Favorite candy?
🍸- Do you drink?
👣- What do you like to do in your spare time?
⚽️- Do you like any sports?
🎮- Favorite video game(s)?
⛪️- Are you religious?
⌛️- Last thing you did before logging in?
🎈- Share a childhood memory!
🛍- What was the last purchase you made for?
💸- If you had a billion dollars and could only spend it, what would you buy first?
🖌- Are you artsy?
❤️- How would you describe yourself?
💛- How do other people describe you?
⭕️- Favorite Pokemon?
💠- what is the Most expensive thing you own?
⚜- What is the most precious thing you own?
🐻- Do you have any stuffed animals?
🐝- Favorite season?
🐋- share a Weird/funny story?
spadetm:
* It’s fine.
* It’s not like I’m not used to it by now.
“ That - that doesn ‘ t make it okay . “
“ Especially not from me . I should know better . What can I do to make it up to you ? “
Was Ralsei honestly going to try and make up for this? He was flattered, especially since the other seemed so spent with all his shenanigans in an attempt to get his attention. Lancer wasn’t the best at communication, particularly when it came to seeking the attention of others — he had always resulted to mischief since that was all he had ever known.
* Well, uh...
* We can start by cleaning up your house together. There’s too much water to sop up on my own.
* Maybe I can osmose it!
Lancer, you are a Darkner Spade-puppy. That’s not going to work — EVER.
spadedpup:
* Huh?
* Oh my heck! Someone’s actually in there!
Thump.
That knock at the door was Lancer clunking his head to it, trying his best to listen for movement. Ditsy as the boy may be, he’s the king now; this meant his word was law, no matter how perculiar or precarious his word choice was. His lips bite down over the heft of his floppy tongue, that which pushes out to the side while his teardrop-shaped cowl continued to cover his ears.
* Key? Nuh-uh. I didn’t see any keys.
* Pretty sure the Rudinns have the keys for the basement locks, but…
* The elevator never went THIS far before…
Stepping back, Lancer fixes a glove under his chin, those slight little white glimmers of his eyes practically cross-eyed in thought as he hums out in contemplation. His tongue gives one little wiggle before he’s asking questions as a concept of problem-solving.
* I dunno what “sins” are, but Dad put everyone in jail when the Knight showed up.
* Huh!
A finger points as the other hand falls to cock his hip out, a heel rocked to point toes upwards in a pose — cue him shaking his finger at the ceiling.
* Bad Dad! Big Bad Naughty Dad, going and locking innocent people up.
Nevertheless, Lancer’s more than happy to help someone his dad wrongfully accused. Or sentenced. Or both.
* It’s okay though! I’ll just go ask him where he keeps the basement’s basement key.
─ha? did he hear correctly? this one claimed it was his father who had locked everyone in the kingdom away? beyond this wretched door, inside their world & prison, further still are there locked in the floors above. then the other kings, too, have met the same fate? how interesting to learn what has happened in the span of time since his sentencing & banishment from the land. that would make this one is the king’s─?
wow.
wild.
the spaded king had a child.
* No, it is fine. * The error was mine. * My time here has made me… * Tired.
perhaps jevil was too hopeful, too eager. though this level of the castle were hidden ‘neath even the deepest cell of the basement, to find one’s way here is an achievement in and of itself. however, he should not push the idea that it would mean they possess the key to allow him to return. pity. the prince beyond the door, inside & imprisoned certainly didn’t… sound competent, but beggars truly cannot be choosers.
* The old shopkeeper, I suggest. * There, beyond the forest. * He knows a secret. * A secret about why your race is locked away, * though I must warn you, he’s difficult to sway.
Wow, this guy sure seems like a fun time! Rhymes pitter patter against his hooded ears, Lancer attentive through the door while listening for any hint towards which Rudinn would hold the key he needed. It was only when Jevil mentioned a shopkeep that Lancer’s face pulled like he heard a sour note.
* I... don’t know anyone from the fields. But...
* I can still look around! There’s GOTTA be someone that runs a shop there! Last time I checked, some Jigsawrys were holding up a donation pool for themselves—
Bingo!
* —right next to a small shop! Of course! Thanks, stranger in my basement’s basement! Don’t you worry, your king will have you out in no time!
Prying off the wooden door and waddling off, it was now up to Lancer to find the freedom he sought for the last imprisoned Darkner.
Time passed agonizingly slow. It must’ve took this “king” some time to find all the pieces, because sooner or later, back he came fumbling down those stairs, holding a repaired key in hand. Stumbling over to the door with a small hand to fix his crown, the boy came over to knock at the thick wood, giving the stranger a heads-up of his return.
* I’m back, and I brought that key you wanted!
How Lancer managed to sway Seam was a complete mystery.
spadetm:
* Well SOOOORRY if you’re being a big ol’ butt about dealing with a king who’s BORED!
* After all, you never return my calls!!!! Y’know, which is when I come riding by and blaring my mixtape outside your windows.
* That, PLUS!!!! P L U S!!!!!!!!
* Plus you never invite me over anymore.
“ WELL I … I … ! “
“ I ‘ M GOING THROUGH THINGS AND I HAVEN ‘ T BEEN ABLE TO BE SOCIAL OKAY !! MY FUR IS MESSY AND IM STAGNATING AND IM OVERWHELMED WITH EMOTION ALL THE TIME ! SO I ‘ M SORRY I CAN ‘ T ALWAYS TALK OR INVITE YOU OVER BUT I ‘ M JUST ! USED ! TO BEING ALONE ! “
“ … I - I ‘ m sorry , Lancer - I didn ‘ t mean to yell at you … I … “
* It’s fine.
* It’s not like I’m not used to it by now.
spadetm:
* Well SOOOORRY if you’re being a big ol’ butt about dealing with a king who’s BORED!
* After all, you never return my calls!!!! Y’know, which is when I come riding by and blaring my mixtape outside your windows.
* That, PLUS!!!! P L U S!!!!!!!!
* Plus you never invite me over anymore.
“ WELL I … I … ! “
“ I ‘ M GOING THROUGH THINGS AND I HAVEN ‘ T BEEN ABLE TO BE SOCIAL OKAY !! MY FUR IS MESSY AND IM STAGNATING AND IM OVERWHELMED WITH EMOTION ALL THE TIME ! SO I ‘ M SORRY I CAN ‘ T ALWAYS TALK OR INVITE YOU OVER BUT I ‘ M JUST ! USED ! TO BEING ALONE ! “
“ I ‘ m not talking to @spadetm again until he apologizes for flooding my house . “
* I’m sorry that your house isn’t built to withstand flooding.
“ That ‘s not what I meant and you know it !! “
* Well SOOOORRY if you’re being a big ol’ butt about dealing with a king who’s BORED!
* After all, you never return my calls!!!! Y’know, which is when I come riding by and blaring my mixtape outside your windows.
* That, PLUS!!!! P L U S!!!!!!!!
* Plus you never invite me over anymore.
“ I ‘ m not talking to @spadetm again until he apologizes for flooding my house . “
* I’m sorry that your house isn’t built to withstand flooding.
“ LANCER STOP IT “
* This just in!!!!
* I stripped your bed and threw all the sheets into the bathtub.
* Your bathroom may also be flooded because every faucet was turned on.
“ HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE ?! “
* Same way I did when the blue thing and Susie came!
* I shoved my bike through a window you left unlocked.
“ YOU SHOULDN’T BE DOING THAT AT ANY TIME !! ESPECIALLY NOT WITHOUT AN INVITATION ! THAT ‘ S RUDE ! “
* Wowza!
* You REALLY don’t care about your house!
* Guess that means all your personal belongings are free-to-grab.
* DIBS ON WHATEVER’S IN DRAWER NUMERO A!!!
“ DON ‘ T TAKE MY STUFF ! THAT ‘ S MY STUFF ! “
* THEN COME STOP ME, STINKY MCNUGGETS!!!!