Undercaffeinated and Underemployed

Boston, Emerson College '17 Full of pasta and full of sin. 

[anonymousalchemist]

being 25 is like: im dying. im living my best life. im a failure. my life hasnt started. everything interesting has already happened to me. im achieving my dreams. im cutting my hair with kitchen scissors. im starting a skincare routine. im a corporate professional. im a sellout. im out of groceries. i have too many groceries. i am never going to be successful. i am going to win a hugo award before im 30. im crazy. im boring. i need to finish this essay. i need to finish this story. i need to start a newsletter. i need to start tweeting more. i need to stop tweeting. i need to ghost all my friends. i need to tell my friends i love them. i need to find a new apartment. i need to take out the trash. i am the trash that needs to be taken out. 

[v-is-a-cyberpunk]

A version for tumblr that can be read without opening a new tab, since plenty of people would scroll past this story otherwise.

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

The bravest woman on Earth.

[unofficiallyjuni-deactivated201]

I love her. Forever reblog.

[theatsymbol-deactivated20210220]

I have the utmost respect for this woman. 

[the-dream-i-had]

please reblog. reblog the way you would reblog a picture of a hot singer, a pretty girl, a tasty meal or some nice stationary. Because this will not make your blog ‘less aesthetic’ or anything. This is important, far more important than anything I’ve mentioned before.

[motherbychoice]

Nevertheless, she persisted.

Persist.

[randomfandomteacher]

She graduated from Oxford this past June 2020

With a degree in Philosophy, Politics and Economics

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

[m00nlady]

i could really make use of a massage, an orgasm, hard apple cider & a check for $300,000

[firefox-official]

i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

[firefox-official]

i became more evil if you’re curious

[lesbiansitara-moved-deactivated]

I am yelling I landed on a Christian article about Florence & The Machine 

[birdschoolforbirds]

this is honestly probably the best review florence welch has ever received

[cremedelabrulee]

rb if you want to bury your head into florence’s lap and earn a badge of satanic red wings

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sweetener]

[mayor-joolah-deactivated2020111]

It's amazing, I woke up this morning and dug up 3 fossils. None of them were eggs. A balloon wooshed by. Solid color balloon. No eggs.

All is right with the world eggain.

[yesterdaysprint]

Des Moines Tribune, Iowa, December 20, 1928

[enraged-chihuahua]

oh honey it just got relevant again

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

rb if you’re a bi bitch who loves carbs

[wizardlyghost]

the horse has been caught at last

[tragedyposting]

Hospital Board To Vote On Letting It Back Into Hospital, Not Certain His Presence in Hospital was as Bad as We Thought

[gaysuggestions]

netflix and…rest your head on my thigh while I run my fingers through your hair continuously

[tigerleggies-deactivated2019121]

[daphneblakess]

cats (2019, dir. tom hooper)

[heavydirtysoul-24]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

“I don’t want you to be hopeful, I want you to feel fear” this girl is 43 levels of metal

[hunger-for-both]

If you don’t reblog this you are DEAD to me.

[randomperegrination]

This is Greta Thunberg. She is an activist for comprehensive climate change policies and action. She is a nominee for the Nobel Peace Prize. She’s 16. She’s remarkable.

[hashtagloveloses]

also she’s autistic and ADULTS have used that against her

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

*seductively lays across your lap and starts crying*

[catsbeaversandducks]

By olivedanedraws