millenial buddah

i get to poop here whenever i want, for as long as i want

[dwuckk]

It's the 1st of September, you know what that means

It's halloween baby!

[sappharah]

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word

[thempress]

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

[bexlogic]

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

[jooheonsolo-blog]

[scully]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[wikipedie]

A Slytherin and a Hufflepuff being married y’all

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

“my body feels cold”

“Its shutting down. My point is…”

[asapchambino]

That’s a real bae tho

[adhd-alien]

Wait, why did I go to the kitchen?

[adhbabey]

And often my shorty becomes too scared to take on new tasks so it just sits there surrounded by things and becomes overwhelmed.

[janemfausten]

My shorty gave up a looong time ago. He's just lobbing balls in random directions and crying intermittently at this point.

[adhd-alien]

[anxietyproblem]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[redundantcontradiction]

Bitch I have literally wept from stress at a job paying me under $20k.

[eulaalia-deactivated20170111]

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

[thebootydiaries]

[strongorcbutch-deactivated20220]

Have you ever seen someone who hit you so hard right in the gay feels that you lost your sense of hearing for a few moments?

[strongorcbutch-deactivated20220]

To all the poor gay messes desperately asking who she is, her name is Katy M. O'Brian and the pictures in the OP are from the series Z Nation. Here’s some other pictures.

You’re all welcome.

[kassasaurus-rex]

[slowheart]

is it SOUL-EXPANDING? is it going to leave me better than it found me? is it gay? if not i am not interested

[1995--emo]

how to take compliments 101 by Lorna Morello  

[notyourjaan]

My Islamic studies prof told us “It is a sin in Islam to think you are superior to anyone, and it is a sin in Islam to think you are inferior to anyone.” And I’ve always heard the first part, but the second has honestly changed my life.

[minowly]

Christopher Myers