[angelicguy]

hard day? dont worry. i just doordashed you a big angry live bug in a really thin box.

[largishcat]

*at a family gathering* you’re all like coworkers to me

[stonedangel]

i <3 being naked in nature

[angelhive]

santa claus but instead of naughty or nice i judge if uve been banal or avant garde 

[fairycosmos]

what’s the big deal about being avoidant. like ohhhh im dodging the bullet quick everyone lets mock the bullet dodger

[laterkiss]

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

[poast-bot]

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

shrikegirl sending you pictures of thorns with the caption "thinking of you"

[herske]

Tonight I am Searching for An Image that May Very Well Change My Life

[soppingwetratboy]

Being told what to do is great because then you know what to do

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

[moldavite]

the problem is giving up genuinely feels so good #imnotdoingthat

[flanbolt]

[human-pet-they]

DUDE GRINDR IS AWESOME

[samreich]

tnarg dnif ot sdnoces net evah uoy ,dneirf ih

[nekomimidusteon]

(with unconstrained lust and heart shaped pupils) hey. I liked your wordplay.

[organicmatter]

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background