[minotauri]

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

[fuck-customers]

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[teathattast]

life could be a dream

[organicmatter]

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

[2colde]

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[dampfnudeldove]

shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game

[catchymemes]

[atlinmerrick]

(Will never not reblog this beauty. What genius.)

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[pikaole]

Me and mom learned new English word.

[pikaole]

Wow…This is probably the most famous posts on my Tumblr lol. 

This is what I drew after this situation 👇

[possumcollege]

[teathattast]

[johnnysmissingass-deactivated20]

😭😭😭

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

793.85

card tricks

[kaida427]

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

611.642

the prepuce (aka foreskin)

is a simple "please" too much to ask?

[kaida427]

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

179.92

forgiveness

[teathattast]

life could be a dream

[targetedknowledge]

[muffinlance]

Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats

[do-you-have-a-flag]

[goldensunset]

per my last desperate howl at the heavens,

[nonaferatu]

My favorite one yet- heres the creator