straight-up donkey kick to the teeth

hope, 27, she/her, tn. i self-ship with j.p. spamley. i’m much more active on twitter @jpspamley. (icon by http://elle-eedee.tumblr.com/)

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drew my main man yet again...i love him so much and i love to draw him! 💚💜💚

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this is my self-insert/oc for the wreck-it ralph universe, hope.exe! she is a goth matchmaker and pop-up ad for gothicromancefindr dot com. she and spamley are in a long-term relationship (and they eventually get married in my mind, hehe). they also adopt gord and have a happy family!

i hope y’all like her!!! i’d be happy to expand on her lore as well!!

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i really debated posting this, but whatever! it’s a spamley dakimakura/body pillow i commissioned from squishsshop on etsy. the other side features the trench coat-clad character from the dark net sequence selling the avatar social security info in the foreground, just before spamley takes ralph to double dan.

i just love my mans and needed a pillow with him on it, haha. i love it.

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put together some spamley aesthetic on twitter and i figured i’d post it here, too! 💚💚💚

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the gang’s all here

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spamley commissions for someone on twitter!!! what a fun lad

commissions me here! 💖 ko-fi 💖 redbubble

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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THESE, I love them so much!!! Everyone commission her if you can! 💕

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I had no one to kiss at midnight, so I kissed a figure of Spamley 👌 (even if this photo was taken a few hours prior)

clearly my 2019 is gonna be aces

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i love that spamley, who didn’t really register as a character i would like until right when the movie premiered, became my favourite disney character and my fictional other all in the span of a week or so after seeing the film. good god i love this green man so much. they could have really did him dirty and made him into an asshole, but they didn’t. for once i’m greatful to love a character who looks shady af but is truly sweet and good natured. thank you, mr. obama. oppa gangnam style.

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made an itabag for my king, to be updated once I commission some more uh...lucrative merchandise