[[Number 1 Rated Sales-Anon1997]]

HE/HIM {{OOC LOOKS LIKE THIS}}

[spamton-cjrp-anon]

HEY-HE Y HEY!!! IT'S Y OU'RE FAVORITE [[number [1] RATED SALES-ANON1997]]; SPAMTON G ANONTON! ME I HAVE ZERO IDEA [[WHY]] ME I'M HERE. WANNA [BUY] SOMETHING?

{{OOC LOOKS LIKE THIS. ALL TEXT IS IN CAPS!}}

{{WELL, ALL OF IT BESIDES NARRATING.}}

{{THIS IS THE TRANSLATOR I USE FOR THE WAY SPAMTON SPEAKS!}}

[stoner-slime-boi]

[spamton-cjrp-anon]

HELLO [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] SPAMTON G. SPAMTON

Y OU ARE A [$#ε*]ING DUMB[ass], Y OU [hopefully never know]?

ALSO [L@@K]! ME I AM COPYING Y OU!

Y OU MOTHER[$#ε*]ER!

AND, [[WHY]] AM ME I [The] DUMB[ass] WHEN Y OU, CLEARLY, ARE [The] COPYCAT?

Ha. Dumbass can't even figure this one out.

[spamton-cjrp-anon]

...

WHAT? ME I THOUGHT IT'D [Smooth Taste] BIGSHOT! IT DIDN'T. TASTES [[Like And Subscribe]] [$!$$].

[spamton-cjrp-anon]

https://youtu.be/kh2NZWBvfWI?si=JmawSZLXGoUjUfU-

ME ILL [BUY] IF ME I CAN RE-SELL IT!

[spamton-cjrp-anon]

you didn't lick those charms that you got that one time right

the ones covered in vomit

WHAT CHARMS? [The] [1]'S IN THAT BOX OVER [There]?

He points over to a random box labeled CHARMS. He did lick one of them.

[spamton-cjrp-anon]

[[WHY]] [The] [$#ε*] DO ME I FEEL [[Like And Subscribe]] THIS. [[WHY]] DOES MY STOMACH FEEL [[Like And Subscribe]] IT'S DOING PULL-UPS?!

[alonzoarts]

love this guy he's so scary.

Alternate glitched and un-glitched versions are under the read more :)

[reblog-ofaces]

@spamton-cjrp-anon

[spamton-cjrp-anon]

[[WHY]] DID Y OU GO THROW MY CAMERA ROLL? THESE ARE PRIVATE PHOTOS!!!

[reblog-ofaces]

sorry spamton won’t happen again o7

[spamton-cjrp-anon]

IT BETTER N0T!!!

[alonzoarts]

love this guy he's so scary.

Alternate glitched and un-glitched versions are under the read more :)

[reblog-ofaces]

@spamton-cjrp-anon

[spamton-cjrp-anon]

[[WHY]] DID Y OU GO THROW MY CAMERA ROLL? THESE ARE PRIVATE PHOTOS!!!

[huecycles]

will never be over the fact these songs complete each other

[spamton-cjrp-anon]

I may have forgotten to state this, but he lost Mr. Pipis.

[collegefundanon]

NOOOOOOOOO

*rest in pipis*

[spamton-cjrp-anon]

DID Y OU FIND MY SON? "MR. PIPIS"???

[collegefundanon]

*ded*

[spamton-cjrp-anon]

OH!! WELL DAMN. [$#ε*] Y OU, Y OU UNRESPONDING LIGHT NER!

And he's off!!

[collegefundanon]

NOOOOOOOOO

*rest in pipis*

[spamton-cjrp-anon]

DID Y OU FIND MY SON? "MR. PIPIS"???

[huecycles]

How to Spamton

original audio

[spamton-cjrp-anon]

-snatches cone before it can hit my head-

THANK SPAMTON G SPAMMY BOI

-scuttles away like a crab-

ODD... Y OU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME! ANY CUSTOMERS ARE WELCOME, JUST [spending as much money as possible] SOME KR0MER!

[spamton-cjrp-anon]

-Throws my kr0mer at you-

C o n e

He gladly accepts the kr0mer and throws a cone ar your head.

PLEASE, DO ENJ0Y IT!!

His 2nd 1st sale!!

[spamton-cjrp-anon]

IT'S AB04T DAMN ME I GET TO SELL SOMETHING TO THESE [The] [ladies & gentlemen] HERE.

He's packing!! He's gonna sell stuff!!