VENUS!?

VENUS NO!

[collegefundanon]

…?

*

[collegefundanon]

how are you man

*_*

[corpseofhelios]

KID YOUR MOM IS BEING R I Z Z E D SO MANY PEOPLE WANNA BE UR NEW PARENT LMFAO

rriii???zz?????????

[collegefundanon]

do i count as parent even if im not rizzing desdemona

[corpseofhelios]

yyess!!!!!!! :)

riizz????ing????????

[collegefundanon]

cha rizz ma

i learned that recently

c’mere, kiddo

*offers fish sticks and hugs*

[corpseofhelios]

KID YOUR MOM IS BEING R I Z Z E D SO MANY PEOPLE WANNA BE UR NEW PARENT LMFAO

rriii???zz?????????

[collegefundanon]

do i count as parent even if im not rizzing desdemona

[collegefundanon]

NOOOOOOOOO

*rest in pipis*

[spamton-cjrp-anon]

DID Y OU FIND MY SON? "MR. PIPIS"???

[collegefundanon]

*ded*

[collegefundanon]

KILLED,,,, SAD

*despacito play alexa*

[collegefundanon]

NOOOOOOOOO

*rest in pipis*

[collegefundanon]

*Drops a bar of gold.*

*gets hit in the head with it and passes out*

[collegefundanon]

oh College find anon

does thine have a name

pronounce mayhap?

i do a little self discovery

...the answer is not yet

[y-hafh-drn]

*college fund anon is watching you from the corner*

i'm watching you

[[They blink at College Fund Anon a few times.]]

?????????? who are you why are you watching me

[collegefundanon]

be kind

or else

*glaring*

[corpseofhelios]

Hi Helium!! You hungry?

yyyyes :(

[[They make little grabby hands towards the anon, hobbling forward.]]

[collegefundanon]

*hands Helios fishsticks and a plate of ketchup*

yeah lets get you fed

[corpseofhelios]

[[It reaches out to pat their head before shoving the fish sticks in its mouth, trying to say “thank you” with her mouth full.]]

[collegefundanon]

you’re welcome helibuddy

*pats highest i can reach*

[corpseofhelios]

hgbbababdsabmomm? shhebbhahfsok

anddd advnntautrrjorjney

[[Mouth still cramped with fish sticks, it’s a bit hard to tell what they’re trying to say, but she’s smiling, so that’s a good sign]]

[collegefundanon]

...yeah i got nothing

just chew. chew a little

mom is on an adventure with venus

[corpseofhelios]

[[It nods and finishes eating before trying to talk again.]]

mmmom?? adventuree? she.. ok?

[collegefundanon]

uhhh

ye

she will be 

i gotta evaporate now

*evaporates*

[corpseofhelios]

Hi Helium!! You hungry?

yyyyes :(

[[They make little grabby hands towards the anon, hobbling forward.]]

[collegefundanon]

*hands Helios fishsticks and a plate of ketchup*

yeah lets get you fed

[corpseofhelios]

[[It reaches out to pat their head before shoving the fish sticks in its mouth, trying to say “thank you” with her mouth full.]]

[collegefundanon]

you’re welcome helibuddy

*pats highest i can reach*

[corpseofhelios]

hgbbababdsabmomm? shhebbhahfsok

anddd advnntautrrjorjney

[[Mouth still cramped with fish sticks, it’s a bit hard to tell what they’re trying to say, but she’s smiling, so that’s a good sign]]

[collegefundanon]

...yeah i got nothing

just chew. chew a little

mom is on an adventure with venus

[corpseofhelios]

Hi Helium!! You hungry?

yyyyes :(

[[They make little grabby hands towards the anon, hobbling forward.]]

[collegefundanon]

*hands Helios fishsticks and a plate of ketchup*

yeah lets get you fed

[corpseofhelios]

[[It reaches out to pat their head before shoving the fish sticks in its mouth, trying to say “thank you” with her mouth full.]]

[collegefundanon]

you’re welcome helibuddy

*pats highest i can reach*

[corpseofhelios]

Hi Helium!! You hungry?

yyyyes :(

[[They make little grabby hands towards the anon, hobbling forward.]]

[collegefundanon]

*hands Helios fishsticks and a plate of ketchup*

yeah lets get you fed

[thegirlthingever]

*college fund anon is sobbing*

{He looks up at the closest she ever really had at a parental figure, and just begins to sob harder.}

I-im so sorry- t-the kitty- I-it got dropped when I woke I think-

{He just keeps fighting against the goop, to no avail.}

[collegefundanon]

*tries to wipe off the face a lil bit.*

keep having fun, we can always move to the shower to get clean. bubble baths are for fun.

[thegirlthingever]

{The face goop seems very stubborn, not wiping easily. The figure nods and continues to just splash around in the water, making little shapes with the bubbles. It picks up a small handful, placing it on CollegeFund’s shoulder.}

[collegefundanon]

heh

*puts more on my other shoulder*

it connects my cape, you know. This way I am more majestic.

*summons a rubber ducky with cat ears and sets it free in the waves*

[thegirlthingever]

{It Let’s out more giggles, mimicking the action to itself. Now they match! It eyes the rubber ducky, watching it float around the tub.}

[collegefundanon]

*spins the rubber ducky*

freeeeeeeee biiiiiiiird

[thegirlthingever]

{It watches, then grabs it! The rubber duckies is inspected in two gloved hands. All of the goop that has been washed off floats around the tub.}

[collegefundanon]

oh where'd the gloves come from.

*tries to scoop the goop and put it into a bucket or something. we need more room for bubbles*

[thegirlthingever]

{It Looks down to its hands, seems it hadn’t noticed it either. Pushing more goop off their body, you can see the figure is actually, and oddly enough, fully clothed. It seems very confused, to say the least.}

[collegefundanon]

i hope they’re water resistant or else we’re gonna have to swap those out anyway. 

should we try the shower?

[thegirlthingever]

{It squeezes its palms, wringing out water of their sleeves and gloves. It waits, splashing around a little more, then nods.}

[collegefundanon]

ok lessee... is this tub a showerhead too or are we gonna move?

*starts draining the tub*

[thegirlthingever]

{Looking around, there was no shower head. There was instead a little bowl you could fill. Though, a shower shouldn’t be too far. Slowly, it stands, roughly at a 4’8 at most.}

[collegefundanon]

ok, you dry off a little so you’re warm, I’m gonna go looking for a shower.

*off i go. shower search. it has to be nearby, right? I look through the room before moving on to the next if I don’t find it.*

[thegirlthingever]

{It nods, grabbing a towel and drying off the best they could. Their outfit seemed to consist of a sweater layered over a pair of overalls, including the gloves.}

{The anon would find luck, a shower room only being a few rooms down.}

[collegefundanon]

*turns on the water so it starts warming up*

Found it! it’s over here. i’ll uh. go find a washer and dryer while you’re in the shower? 

*comes back to lead them that way.*

[thegirlthingever]

{It follows behind like a little duckling, still wrapped up in a towel. After showing it’s approval again, it goes and enters the shower.}

[collegefundanon]

ok. ok next it is time to find the washer and dryer so you can stay dry. 

*search part two! Searches the surrounding rooms for a place to clean off the ungooped clothes.*

[thegirlthingever]

{Sadly, no washers or dryers seem to be in the section of the mansion that they find themself in. They’d have more luck near Desdemona’s personal quarters, the rooms near her’s and Helios’.}

[collegefundanon]

*doesn’t really want to go that far but clean clothes are important*

i’ll be back!

*scutters off to go wash the clothes while it showers*

[thegirlthingever]

{Thankfully, her quarters didn’t seem…”too far”, only about a 3 minute walk to the laundry section.}

{It does as instructed, still trying to clean the goop off its face, but to no avail.}

[collegefundanon]

*dumps the clothes into the wash and gets them going*

*waits outside the shower room*

[thegirlthingever]

{It peaks its head out, hair semi-dried off. The goop still seams stuck over it’s face, but doesn’t prove to be causing any complications.}

[collegefundanon]

one step at a time. 

*passes a big towel*

your clothes are in the washer still. 

[thegirlthingever]

{Taking the towel, it nods. It slips back into the bathroom to dry itself off properly.}

[collegefundanon]

I’ll be back gonna go put them in the dryer.

*runs off to go wait and try to get that sorted. hums the jeopardy theme*

[thegirlthingever]

{It waits, wrapped up in the big towel. Again, it would try to get the goop away from it’s face, but to no avail.}

[collegefundanon]

*eventually comes back with the clothes, and slips them through the door*

ok, now everything’s nice and sparkly clean! whoop whoop!

[thegirlthingever]

{It gives a thumbs up before retreating to change. Just a simple grey and pink sweater, black overalls, and their black glove/mitten combo.}

[collegefundanon]

heyy lookin good! welcome to clean town.

let’s go see if there’s a pizza to put in the oven, i bet you’re hungry...

[thegirlthingever]

{It claps happily, nodding and trailing behind CollegFund.}

[collegefundanon]

**leads the way to the kitchen and raids food!**

[thegirlthingever]

*college fund anon is sobbing*

{He looks up at the closest she ever really had at a parental figure, and just begins to sob harder.}

I-im so sorry- t-the kitty- I-it got dropped when I woke I think-

{He just keeps fighting against the goop, to no avail.}

[collegefundanon]

*tries to wipe off the face a lil bit.*

keep having fun, we can always move to the shower to get clean. bubble baths are for fun.

[thegirlthingever]

{The face goop seems very stubborn, not wiping easily. The figure nods and continues to just splash around in the water, making little shapes with the bubbles. It picks up a small handful, placing it on CollegeFund’s shoulder.}

[collegefundanon]

heh

*puts more on my other shoulder*

it connects my cape, you know. This way I am more majestic.

*summons a rubber ducky with cat ears and sets it free in the waves*

[thegirlthingever]

{It Let’s out more giggles, mimicking the action to itself. Now they match! It eyes the rubber ducky, watching it float around the tub.}

[collegefundanon]

*spins the rubber ducky*

freeeeeeeee biiiiiiiird

[thegirlthingever]

{It watches, then grabs it! The rubber duckies is inspected in two gloved hands. All of the goop that has been washed off floats around the tub.}

[collegefundanon]

oh where'd the gloves come from.

*tries to scoop the goop and put it into a bucket or something. we need more room for bubbles*

[thegirlthingever]

{It Looks down to its hands, seems it hadn’t noticed it either. Pushing more goop off their body, you can see the figure is actually, and oddly enough, fully clothed. It seems very confused, to say the least.}

[collegefundanon]

i hope they’re water resistant or else we’re gonna have to swap those out anyway. 

should we try the shower?

[thegirlthingever]

{It squeezes its palms, wringing out water of their sleeves and gloves. It waits, splashing around a little more, then nods.}

[collegefundanon]

ok lessee... is this tub a showerhead too or are we gonna move?

*starts draining the tub*

[thegirlthingever]

{Looking around, there was no shower head. There was instead a little bowl you could fill. Though, a shower shouldn’t be too far. Slowly, it stands, roughly at a 4’8 at most.}

[collegefundanon]

ok, you dry off a little so you’re warm, I’m gonna go looking for a shower.

*off i go. shower search. it has to be nearby, right? I look through the room before moving on to the next if I don’t find it.*

[thegirlthingever]

{It nods, grabbing a towel and drying off the best they could. Their outfit seemed to consist of a sweater layered over a pair of overalls, including the gloves.}

{The anon would find luck, a shower room only being a few rooms down.}

[collegefundanon]

*turns on the water so it starts warming up*

Found it! it’s over here. i’ll uh. go find a washer and dryer while you’re in the shower? 

*comes back to lead them that way.*

[thegirlthingever]

{It follows behind like a little duckling, still wrapped up in a towel. After showing it’s approval again, it goes and enters the shower.}

[collegefundanon]

ok. ok next it is time to find the washer and dryer so you can stay dry. 

*search part two! Searches the surrounding rooms for a place to clean off the ungooped clothes.*

[thegirlthingever]

{Sadly, no washers or dryers seem to be in the section of the mansion that they find themself in. They’d have more luck near Desdemona’s personal quarters, the rooms near her’s and Helios’.}

[collegefundanon]

*doesn’t really want to go that far but clean clothes are important*

i’ll be back!

*scutters off to go wash the clothes while it showers*

[thegirlthingever]

{Thankfully, her quarters didn’t seem…”too far”, only about a 3 minute walk to the laundry section.}

{It does as instructed, still trying to clean the goop off its face, but to no avail.}

[collegefundanon]

*dumps the clothes into the wash and gets them going*

*waits outside the shower room*

[thegirlthingever]

{It peaks its head out, hair semi-dried off. The goop still seams stuck over it’s face, but doesn’t prove to be causing any complications.}

[collegefundanon]

one step at a time. 

*passes a big towel*

your clothes are in the washer still. 

[thegirlthingever]

{Taking the towel, it nods. It slips back into the bathroom to dry itself off properly.}

[collegefundanon]

I’ll be back gonna go put them in the dryer.

*runs off to go wait and try to get that sorted. hums the jeopardy theme*

[thegirlthingever]

{It waits, wrapped up in the big towel. Again, it would try to get the goop away from it’s face, but to no avail.}

[collegefundanon]

*eventually comes back with the clothes, and slips them through the door*

ok, now everything’s nice and sparkly clean! whoop whoop!

[thegirlthingever]

{It gives a thumbs up before retreating to change. Just a simple grey and pink sweater, black overalls, and their black glove/mitten combo.}

[collegefundanon]

heyy lookin good! welcome to clean town.

let’s go see if there’s a pizza to put in the oven, i bet you’re hungry...

[thegirlthingever]

*college fund anon is sobbing*

{He looks up at the closest she ever really had at a parental figure, and just begins to sob harder.}

I-im so sorry- t-the kitty- I-it got dropped when I woke I think-

{He just keeps fighting against the goop, to no avail.}

[collegefundanon]

*tries to wipe off the face a lil bit.*

keep having fun, we can always move to the shower to get clean. bubble baths are for fun.

[thegirlthingever]

{The face goop seems very stubborn, not wiping easily. The figure nods and continues to just splash around in the water, making little shapes with the bubbles. It picks up a small handful, placing it on CollegeFund’s shoulder.}

[collegefundanon]

heh

*puts more on my other shoulder*

it connects my cape, you know. This way I am more majestic.

*summons a rubber ducky with cat ears and sets it free in the waves*

[thegirlthingever]

{It Let’s out more giggles, mimicking the action to itself. Now they match! It eyes the rubber ducky, watching it float around the tub.}

[collegefundanon]

*spins the rubber ducky*

freeeeeeeee biiiiiiiird

[thegirlthingever]

{It watches, then grabs it! The rubber duckies is inspected in two gloved hands. All of the goop that has been washed off floats around the tub.}

[collegefundanon]

oh where'd the gloves come from.

*tries to scoop the goop and put it into a bucket or something. we need more room for bubbles*

[thegirlthingever]

{It Looks down to its hands, seems it hadn’t noticed it either. Pushing more goop off their body, you can see the figure is actually, and oddly enough, fully clothed. It seems very confused, to say the least.}

[collegefundanon]

i hope they’re water resistant or else we’re gonna have to swap those out anyway. 

should we try the shower?

[thegirlthingever]

{It squeezes its palms, wringing out water of their sleeves and gloves. It waits, splashing around a little more, then nods.}

[collegefundanon]

ok lessee... is this tub a showerhead too or are we gonna move?

*starts draining the tub*

[thegirlthingever]

{Looking around, there was no shower head. There was instead a little bowl you could fill. Though, a shower shouldn’t be too far. Slowly, it stands, roughly at a 4’8 at most.}

[collegefundanon]

ok, you dry off a little so you’re warm, I’m gonna go looking for a shower.

*off i go. shower search. it has to be nearby, right? I look through the room before moving on to the next if I don’t find it.*

[thegirlthingever]

{It nods, grabbing a towel and drying off the best they could. Their outfit seemed to consist of a sweater layered over a pair of overalls, including the gloves.}

{The anon would find luck, a shower room only being a few rooms down.}

[collegefundanon]

*turns on the water so it starts warming up*

Found it! it’s over here. i’ll uh. go find a washer and dryer while you’re in the shower? 

*comes back to lead them that way.*

[thegirlthingever]

{It follows behind like a little duckling, still wrapped up in a towel. After showing it’s approval again, it goes and enters the shower.}

[collegefundanon]

ok. ok next it is time to find the washer and dryer so you can stay dry. 

*search part two! Searches the surrounding rooms for a place to clean off the ungooped clothes.*

[thegirlthingever]

{Sadly, no washers or dryers seem to be in the section of the mansion that they find themself in. They’d have more luck near Desdemona’s personal quarters, the rooms near her’s and Helios’.}

[collegefundanon]

*doesn’t really want to go that far but clean clothes are important*

i’ll be back!

*scutters off to go wash the clothes while it showers*

[thegirlthingever]

{Thankfully, her quarters didn’t seem…”too far”, only about a 3 minute walk to the laundry section.}

{It does as instructed, still trying to clean the goop off its face, but to no avail.}

[collegefundanon]

*dumps the clothes into the wash and gets them going*

*waits outside the shower room*

[thegirlthingever]

{It peaks its head out, hair semi-dried off. The goop still seams stuck over it’s face, but doesn’t prove to be causing any complications.}

[collegefundanon]

one step at a time. 

*passes a big towel*

your clothes are in the washer still. 

[thegirlthingever]

{Taking the towel, it nods. It slips back into the bathroom to dry itself off properly.}

[collegefundanon]

I’ll be back gonna go put them in the dryer.

*runs off to go wait and try to get that sorted. hums the jeopardy theme*

[thegirlthingever]

{It waits, wrapped up in the big towel. Again, it would try to get the goop away from it’s face, but to no avail.}

[collegefundanon]

*eventually comes back with the clothes, and slips them through the door*

ok, now everything’s nice and sparkly clean! whoop whoop!