you want spangebab? i got spangebab

personal insta is spangebab_squoreponts be there or be square

[spongebobpicaday]

Pearl big headed ass from aerial view

[xanaxfarts]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Episode SP-129 (1999)

[life-in-toontown]

Omg I love that they actually drew the lab 🤣

[spongetoon]

[omegaversereloaded]

God this shit looked so delicious. Fuck

[millennial-nostalgia]

[foodforthot]

plankton’s guilty expression here has always struck me. he’s betrayed spongebob’s trust before and he knows he’ll likely do it again, and yet spongebob still cares enough about him to make a special valentine just for him. it conjures an image of him hunched over a desk with an x-acto knife and a magnifying glass, possibly with several failed attempts in the bin, all so plankton, a man who has and will continue to leverage his trust to his own selfish ends, can have something nice on a holiday that likely holds no special meaning to him. but spongebob will continue to love plankton because spongebob loves everybody, no matter how they have wronged him. in this way he is like jesus christ

[severalbadpunslater]

this is probably one of my favorite jokes in all of western media

[mothbug-deactivated20200626]

every time I talk about my mineral collection my boyfriend reminds me of the time he was helping me move and he made the suitcase full of rocks joke when he was unknowingly lugging around my literal actual suitcase full of rocks

[mothbug-deactivated20200626]

[cringelordofchaos]

the spongebob normal episode was literally just him masking

[threephantomrey]

just found out spongebob is a sponge. don’t hmu😔

[bedupolker]

Interactions that probably happened in California at least once

[vympr]

Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery

i'm losing my mind @ this thread......historie......

[sassytail]

also please note that this scientist is in fact the retired man who invented the xbox.

[brunhiddensmusings]

oh fuck i listened to a podcast that was interviewing him and the process he went through to make this bread, ologies with allie ward like he went through full on clean room levels of prep to ensure that this was 100% yeast from old egypt and had to bend over backwards to ensure everything involved was uncontaminated he then revealed that the original xbox logo...

is a sourdough boule

[redrook]

[whitmanic]

Literally such a funny concept

[trans-shepard]

This is better than all Black mirrors combined.

[girlfriemd]

Happy martin birthday

[nuclear-smash]

That one episode where Squidward was mean to Patrick's sister :(

[nnugatoryextravagance]

This has no right being this fucking funny

[vimbry-moved]

some of my favourite spongebob moments are when they accentuate the gag w/ a live-action punchline

[parme-san]

guy who doesnt think about anything but spongebob: i dont know what that is. it kind of reminds me of spongebob