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Michio Hoshino, a photographer known for his pictures of bears and other wildlife, was mauled to death by a brown bear on the Kamchatka Peninsula in eastern Russia. He was in his mid-40′s and lived in Fairbanks, Alaska.

This was the last photo he took.

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jesus fucking christ

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dont know why bears look so cuddly, sleeping in a tent offers zero bear protection

Spanish Zombie Survival Guide for Spanish boutique hotels

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3 Short And Simple Steps

Step 1: Determine What You Want

Are you trying to master the Spanish language and gain complete native fluency or do you just need basic proficiency to get by for a few weeks on vacation/work? How long do you have to gain the proficiency that you need, a few days, weeks, or years?

Step 2: Choose an Appropriate Home Study Course

This is the one and only thing that you're just going to have to spend some money on, although it doesn't have to be much. If you're serious about doing this, especially if you're in a rush, there's just no getting out of the fact that you're going to have to spend some money on your own education here. I personally recommend getting a cheap flight to Malaga Airport, taxi to your hotel and get down with the locals as it's easiest and fastest way to learn.

Step 3: Watch Those Telenovelas Spanish-language soap operas!

If you have satellite or cable you almost certainly have a Spanish/Latino channel that shows these ALL day long--they're GREAT because it's native speakers speaking everyday colloquial Spanish at a normal rate of speed, AND you can turn on English subtitles. The key here is to remember to repeat after the actors! You know what they're saying because you've got the subtitles on, and what's the basic technique used by all Spanish learning courses? They have you listen to and repeat after a native speaker, which is what you're doing here except it's everyday spoken Spanish at a normal rate of speed, so you're teaching yourself to sound just like a native in the process.

It won't feel forced, and it won't feel like work or study--it'll be fun and you'll learn an enormous amount of Spanish in the process.

Also, obviously if you've got any friends who are native Spanish speakers, then any practice that you can get from them is wonderful, because what do you think would be the best way to prepare to speak with native Spanish speakers? How about practicing speaking Spanish WITH native speakers--see what I mean? Nothing beats having a native speaker to practice with and have help you, especially as far as getting the accent and pronunciation right.

Take a trip to Marbella and get out your comfort zone, there is a huge mix of people there and loads of locals are more than welcome to speak to you and help you learn if you have the cojones

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03 Spanish Lesson - Zombie Conditional Tense

Let's say that a sickness came to your town or city.

For many, the sickness started out with a fever. But now, the sick want to eat other people.

They turned into... ZOMBIES!

They don't tire from hunting people and eating them. Unfortunately, we know that it will only be a matter of time.

Eventually, they will come to your house too wanting to eat YOUR BRAINS and your family members' brains and possibly your turtle,

Teodoro's brains! If this were the situation... what would be people do?

Read the following peoples' ideas and and decide which would be good ideas and which would be bad ideas. I would look for a more fortified place or an underground shelter. It's good to have a place that you can defend with few entrances and exits. Would you vacuum?

Why would you waste your time vacuuming? It doesn't matter if you have a beautiful and clean house whenever the zombies get there. Regardless, they're going to eat you. Paulina would put curtains or other thick fabrics in front of the windows. I understand that putting things to cover the windows so that the zombies can't see inside is good. Paco wouldn't do anything because either way they're going to find him and kill him. He shouldn't lose hope. Maybe the problem will be controlled. Poncho and Rogelio would work in their office as if everything were normal. Being in a public place is a bad idea. They would run the risk of working with a zombie. Debora would invite all her friends that aren't sick to a party. Some say that zombies are attracted by noises. And in a party there is always a lot of noise. Ivan and Bernardo would play video games.

They shouldn't waste their time on that! They've gotta think about how they're going to survive. Not how they're going to win the game! Ignacio and I would make an inventory of all the provisions that we might have. Knowing what we have to survive is good. Carlos would talk to the zombies to convince them that chicken meat is better. Zombies only want one thing. And it it's talking. Would you take Teodoro, your turtle, to the lake to give him freedom? It would be better for you to get a boat and leave with Teodoro. Raquel and Diana would go to the mall and they would rob stores. As I've already said, going to public places is not a good idea. Public places are a buffet for the zombies. Diego would try to find weapons that he would use to kill the zombies. That Diego is smart. It's better to defend oneself than to become lunch.

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