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i suggest not letting it get this far
This is the only way I can imagine Jax and Ribbits dynamic for some reason
I just think that Joker would sidle up to Bruce Wayne at a urinal and be like 'pissing all by yourself handsome? ;)' and Bruce Wayne would be like 'we are in the bathroom of my heavily secured penthouse apartment. on the 101st floor. how the FUCK did you get up here'
but, crucially, he would not stop pissing
every other superhero fights with massive villains meanwhile Batman is out here dealing with his 10 evil exes
Jason loves to read and he can write an excellent level of essay.
what else does he love? annoying Bruce.
so, what did he do as a hobby?
writing fanfiction of Bruce Wayne or Batman with anyone he can think of.
Superbat? done, 10k words, slowburn, friends to lovers.
Batlantern? done, 11k words, smut, enemy to lovers.
Wonderbat? done, 15k words, dom!diana, omegaverse.
Brucebat? done, 9k words, identity revealed, childhood friends.
Twobats? done, 10k words, secret love, childhood friends to lovers.
Batjokes? done, 3k words, gore, Major character death (J).
The book was so good, when Jason converted one of the fic into a book (change name etc.) he won the best selling book ever in Gotham.
Tim, reading one of Jason's books: i know this storyline seems familiar!
Jason: ...
Jason: which one did you read?
Tim: ...
Tim, whsipering: the wonderbat ones.
wedding themed series
Drive-by yaoi
gotham is filled with evil homosexuals so I think having a buff dude in high-tec latex underwear pinning them to the ground doesn't really help the crime situation actually
probably one of the dumbest things i've ever made
Babies, daddy would love to play with you, but daddy is very busy with--Bud, no, get down, you're too heavy for the sofa, and if I have to get the springs replaced again, I'm going to--DAMMIT, LEX, I wasn't READY. You have to wait until I'm READY!
I forgive you Joker, U are a good boy
why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic
He didn't steal 10 million dollars. They made that number up as a loss, they never fucking had it. Rockstar has spent more than a billion fucking dollars on GTA VI and will likely make billions more when it gets released.
Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.
Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.
And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?
Capitalism is disgusting.
Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj
What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.
( hi everyone! it's that time of year again... expect me back sometime in august! in the meantime, consider donating to direct relief for earthquake recovery in venezuala! )
learning to notice an absence of people of color is crazy. you start seeing it everywhere. ill see a random pic of characters or people or whatever and be like "these are all white people. why"
all the babies in those baby youtube video memes. humanized character posts. like. its the little innocent shit. and like, the people making those baby memes probably arent seeking out white babies. maybe theyre just easier to find. but why are they easier to find? a complicated question, surely... but you know what it probably comes down to. someone, somewhere, maybe a lot of someones in a lot of places, made a choice. maybe knowingly, maybe not. but they made a choice. it starts to make you feel like a conspiracy theorist!!
its really funny that after 2 months this post is still making racists come into my askbox treating me like im a horrible person for pointing out that sometimes people of color are excluded from things in visible and offputting ways. cry about it