I EAT BUGS!!!!

Zac/Crucian/Cruci, fae/faes xe/xem she/them but ultimately any pronounce bc I have no idea what I am. Sideblog: https://www.tumblr.com/revivezacrusianbutbetter?source=share

[zacrucian]

So I threw together an artfight profile but I have no idea if ill be able to actually do anything. All the rules make my head boil but I'll try!

Here's the link ig

https://artfight.net/~zacrucian2

[nimbosaur]

This is how I think they are

[clipboard-1-2-3]

Green-apples?

[jesterbots]

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too

[fenokey]

bye jax

[fieldexplores]

Never Learned - Gator Days

[lesslaivyy]

[vitchuatlocalhost-deactivated20]

[elierlick]

You shouldn’t have to be trans to get any sex characteristic-related surgery. It’s not a limited resource. Plenty of cis men get implants and cis women get breast reductions. From Colby Gordon today and Leslie Feinberg in Transgender Warriors (1996).

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

yeah, sure, it was the "power of friendship" that defeated you, and not my super cool "mega bone explosions" spell that I worked really hard on, whatever idiot

[devious-buffoon]

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

[asteronomical]

grockdrian where adrian is tired of grace and rocky dancing around each other so they just

adrian: your heartbeat's melody is lovely

grace: ... thanks?

adrian: but i bet it would sound better intertwined with rocky's song

rocky: are you courting grace for me?

[homkamiro]

Based on real events

[potatopostsplushies]

:(( they're looking at each other

[mimishua]

[orcboxer]

watermelon? technically a berry. pumpkin? also a berry. even the humble cucumber, is a long berry. they are all three in fact the same type of berry. which is called... pepo. #pepo

[bardjulus]

even strawberry’s? 🥺

[orcboxer]

technically not a berry....... but it parties like one

[sugarcub]

pull pull tug tug

[azilschan]

I’m going to sleep

[lydiabrbpooping]

[lydiabrbpooping]

this reply made me laugh harder than any reply I think I've ever gotten

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