blah blah blah

glitter kitties tiny things junk food and pussy

[cybakiller]

[jestershark]

“Y’all motherfuckers” is a gender neutral speech opener

[bitchycode]

roses are red, i’m going to bed

[felitomkinson]

#violets are blue #damn bitch me too

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via teejus)

[ahvei]

in case y'all wanna follow these playlists

Heady bros

white dudes who look like they like rap

basic 20-30s

30+

quiet ppl

POC

fucking hipsters

WM early 20s

early 20s fem

there are many other gems on this dude’s account

[unrussledjimmys]

This is the guy

[showerthoughtsofficial]

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start

[ourladyofrebellion]

I feel so called out and yet so understood.

[biphobic-bisexual]

every real estate show with a hetero couple

man: okay but what about my MAN CAVE?

woman: wow this is a great closet but where will we put my husband’s clothes? ha ha ha

[outcastsuggestion]

it’s easier to say “im tired” than “im so sad and lonely i feel like there’s a weight in my chest and my body is so heavy i have no energy emotionally, physically or mentally to even move from my bed”

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

having parents that were really angry and petty and abusive when you were young is weird, because it makes part of you grow up to want to be kind, to generate good things, to be a source of peace and wellbeing for others; but it makes another part of you grow up to be quick, and sharp, and spiteful, and that’s always the part that shows itself first in a hard situation, so it’s a struggle between your hateful gut reactions and your wish to not add any more misery to the world. it’s a hard balance, and the people who really, really know me - i know they see that anger flash in my eyes before i quiet it, if i quiet it…i want to overcome years of conditioning, and with gentle, constant force, i know i’ll mellow it. it just takes time.

[holyaura]

when i say “i hate men” im not talking about every individual man in the world, im talking about men as a social class, but if youre the kind of man that gets offended when i say i hate men then i do, specifically, hate you on an individual level

[theconcealedweapon]

[im-taking-accountability-deacti]

There are 4 things I learned when I was 25:

You do not have to be affectionate all the time to care for someone, in fact, caring can also mean a couple of texts or silence for a few days while you both live your lives happily and separately.

People do not care for you less when they’re busy with their own lives. It’s your reaction to them being their own person - and your ability to make yourself happy - that determines how they feel about you.

Not everyone reciprocates to your actions the same way. If you want someone to acknowledge, be interested in, or treat you a certain way for your efforts, all you have to do is let them know. They will try their personal best to accommodate that within their personal spectrum of feelings.

No one owes you 100% of them, not even after 30 years, because someone having a percentage of themselves is what keeps them sane at the end of the day and that’s okay.

[ducksaysm00]

These things are so important to learn.

[andheaventoo]

Set It Off (1996)

[moderntoons]

lilo & stitch : the series meme [4/5] favorite quotes → slugger (episode 37)

“stop slurping so loud! i’m trying to complain!”

[jovan]

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

This is important.

[queerbitchdiaz-archived]

i really needed this today, so for anyone else who might

[scarygoodfanfics-deactivated201]

Thanks I needed this also. I’ll pass it on

[lonewolf7130]

Just the Rock blessing your feed

[calculatedmadness]

Thanks, Mr. The Rock.

[gaytotodile]

This is an actual tweet by dennys

[bicolored]

Okay but zoom in on the syrup