Bi Grand Master ™ @biphobic-bisexual - Tumblr Blog

It's my 9 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

… anyway I’m a lesbian now lmao

y’all I think the “im bisexual - I like all women & enbies & very specific men” to lesbian pipeline got me… 👀

#still not entirely certain #but that’s how im leaning rn #personal bi posts

Happy birthday visibility week friends 💕✨

#I have covid so I’m lying in bed all week dying lol #feel free to dm me I’m so fucking bored #also my brain isn’t functioning #personal bi posts

usaosremade

annoying bisexuals, insane bisexuals, evil bisexuals….love u all

queering the map

my roommate introduced me to queering the map yesterday. essentially you can drop a pin in places where gay stuff happened (e.g., came out, realized you were queer, first same-sex kiss... etc). some of the posts are sweet and some are heart wrenching. here are some highlights.

#queering the map #lgbt #lgbtq #queer

No… just no

#bi fetishization //#dating apps #personal bi posts

shittypostarchive

the bi in bidoof stands for bisexual

sepheraph

I see you’ve branched out into making bad posts as well as archiving them

shittypostarchive

i wear many hats

#theyre not wrong

pokemon-personalities

bikachu

progrocksterone-deactivated2026

bikachu

pokemon-personalities

correct

dynamite-with-a-laser-beammm

😌✨🌿yea

#when in doubt #just remember...#ed warning?#weight loss warning?

theprideful-deactivated20251201

here, have some bi-ace solidarity

1stsana

theprideful-deactivated20251201

my favorite part about this is everyone tagging their ace/bi mutuals like "look!! it's us! it's you!!" target audience

theprideful-deactivated20251201

stop being funnier than me on my own post

irisbythegoogoodolls

too much media that depicts bi characters as sexy chads. we need more representation of cringe fail bisexual losers in media

filmnoirsbian

Spent tonight talking to a lovely married lesbian couple who have been together for roughly 10 years. They didn't meet until they were in their late 40s and mid 50s respectively, long after they had both given up on the idea of marriage at all--after decades spent thinking they'd never be able to legally get married, anyway. One of the women saw her wife at a coffeeshop one day, and realized she frequented it around the same time every week. So she went there at that time, every week, just hoping to catch a glimpse of her. Until finally one day they were standing close enough to strike up a conversation. I think these days, there's so much pressure to live your life as quickly as possible. To be kissed by a certain age. To have sex. To fall in love and get married and have kids. The older we get without having done these things, the more worried we become that we'll never do them at all. (And some of us won't, and that will be fine, and we will be happier for it.) But it's nice to be reminded sometimes, that there's no expiration date for falling in love. Maybe you'll find the love of your life on a dating app when you're in your early 20s. And maybe you'll find the love of your life when you think your loving days are over, admiring them from across a coffeeshop, hoping they come say hello.