Borderlands 1: You wandered Rust Commons East for an hour. You found an SMG that shoots two bullets at a time, a Dahl sniper so good it outdamages your Jakobs sniper, an S&S machine gun that makes a heavy dakkadakkadakka sound, an Eridian shotgun that melts Crimson Lancemen with shock, a Vladof machine pistol so fast it's capped by the framerate, and an equalizer. At least two of these dropped from bandits that you headshot with your trusty green combat rifle Borderlands 2: You wandered the Dust for an hour. You found a white Jakobs rifle with no sight, a purple Tediore gun that tickles enemies at best, a Bandit SMG that can't hit anything, a sniper that hates critical hits and consumes two ammo per shot, and a green rifle with great card stats that only deals splash damage. You were using an obscure gimmick gun that shoots sideways in a funky shape because it's the only thing you have that can outdamage UVHM health regen Borderlands 3: You wandered Devil's Razor for an hour. You found five purples all with different annointments and three legendaries you didn't even know existed. You obliterated everything with an awesome purple Dahl rifle that you told yourself you were "just going to test" and now you have eight more guns to test Borderlands 4: You wandered the Fadefields for an hour. You found a Jakobs repkit with more instant healing than your healthbar, a Daedelus rifle with a trypophobia-inducing scope, a Jakobs sniper with Hyperion reverse recoil, a Tediore armor shield with 2 segments and high capacity, and three pearlescents. You were using an Order sniper with a CoV magazine from eight levels ago
