BRING ME BACK A DOG IN THE NEXT LIFE

denny • 20s • very raped completely disposable permanently guilty chronic truth teller with a liar’s face capital punishment is the only option for me • yaoi :)

[tranquildeath]

[decamarks]

3D Workers Island by Tony Domenico

[pigeonhold]

friends-to-lovers fanfiction writers need to get it in their heads that just because they have unresolved trauma from their high school “homoerotic situationship” doesn’t mean all of want to be exposed to their (untagged!!) saccharine and vapid fetish…. imagine an impressionable user reads your o/n/e b/e/d trope fic and feels pressured to enter a monogamous romantic relationship, or god forbid m*rriage, the next time they have sex with a close friend or roommate. all because you’ve normalized this bullshit. get better coping mechanisms or is fluff the only thing in your skull as well?

[drysqu1d]

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

[the-quasar-hero]

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

[stormy-nights-are-best]

Deliberately took two of my sisters out to the clothes store and told them to go pick out yellow+blue outfits so I could secretly use them to draw Morties on top. The ONLY moment I have ever been glad my younger sister's taller than me ✊😔

unfortunately I can't show y'all the actual picture because my sisters are minors, but I used it as a lighting + color study most of all. I showed my parents the finished painting and they didn't realize it wasn't us, that's how fitting they were for the job. btw I did end up keeping those pants because thEY'RE SO FUNNY!! IT'S LIKE YOU'RE WEARING 2 PANTS- LIKE, THAT'S NOT A BELT THAT'S ANOTHER WAISTBAND. MY MOTHER HATES IT SO MUCH :D

Anyway, I've been meaning to figure out what my personal design of Morty (and EM) would be, and my problem with that is that i REALLY like that Morty is basic as fuck... 2010's vibes.. And I think EM wouldn't dress any differently either because he strongly believes his identity can exist outside of what makes a Morty a Morty and sticks to what he likes. Yellow shirt, blue jeans, white shoes. Helmet hair he makes sure to keep perfect (“is that enough off the top?”).

but i do have some pet peeves with their canon design ↓↓↓

And uhhh I'm gonna be honest, I don't like Morticia. I used to hate Miami Morty too because he just LOOOKs annoying, but now he's one of my favorites and I need him and Morti to be besties so I can learn how to like her too

[calebwittebane]

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

[feminarchyboss]

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

family

[c137-b]

what a fucking weirdo.

[bricknmortar]

this is how analyzing rick and morty feels like sometimes

[grenovsky]

My favorite episode 👅

Aaand adult Morty I was really lazy, so I didn't even try😵‍💫

[funkyfreshman]

The crime of being gods favorite

[birdssong]

looking through rose colored lenses

[sussymksh]

I want more rick and morty on empathybug interactions.. that one line from morty was so satisfying you go boy I want that pathetic emotionally stunted antagonistic old man bullied to oblivion

[roboco-san]

if you are pure of heart and strong of spirit, grocery shopping takes just half an hour and only hurts a little bit

[zapatism]

lol ur watching the world cup finals sorry im too busy HAVING SEX

(texting my dick guy) we gotta have sex rn i just blogged

(dick guy) im watching the world cup