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theendofaspark

this is never going to not be funny

epitomeofnerd-blog

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

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Bless you, Chris Pratt

drowningz

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

edwardspoonhands

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

seafoam-aliens

It’s bACK.

scumbagsblog

I’ve seen this a thousand times and I just realized he knocks the fucking Mac of of the counter too

unbotheredmuse

thefireandicequeen

I need a guy that will treat me this right

How the turn tables

How Food Looks Before It’s Harvested.

Sesame Seeds

Cranberry

Pineapple

Peanut

Cashew

Pistachio

Brussel Sprouts

Cacao

Vanilla

Saffron

Kiwi

Pomegranate

biochromium

exactly 1 minute ago i had absolutely no idea what the plants sesame seeds and peanuts came from look like and i am shocked and surprised

elodieunderglass

for some reason every time I see pineapples growing I laugh out loud. Like, the punchline is it’s a pineapple!!!!!!!!! it’s a pineapple

kawuli

An Interesting Fact About Peanuts, while we’re on the topic of food-plants:

Peanuts-you-eat grow underground, but they are NOT part of the peanut plant’s roots. Peanut plants are ambitious little fuckers and plant their seeds themselves. They flower like any perfectly reasonable legume, but once the flowers have been pollinated the plants do something called “pegging” (no really), in which they drill the stems where the flowers used to be into the ground. And that’s where the peanuts you eat form. Like so:

(src)

elodieunderglass

I’m going to pull myself together to endorse this Extremely Interesting Fact, but it’s going to be a real struggle

gallusrostromegalus

Ain’t botany fun?

theordinaryjd

I grew a pineapple so I definitely can confirm how pineapples are grown.

elodieunderglass

This came back around to my dash again, so thank you @theordinaryjd for this excellent pineapple, which has once again provided an excellent punchline. I just… look at it!! it’s a pineapple! that’s so great!