What fresh hell is this?!

🤠🐎Im hiding my motives for this blog amongst emojis✨️💖💥

[voidpaws]

ok anyways. post this beast

[foxonrollerskates]

I HAVE THE OTHER PART TO THIS PHOTO

[rhube]

I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.

Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.

Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.

And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.

[pipistrellus]

listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it

[rhube]

20 years. I am not happy about this.

[demonicsymphony]

I’m delighted at the bucket reappearing but dismayed at the passage of time

[luminouspica]

Happy 20 years to Lolrus and his bucket!

[armacheart]

Life is too long, rage bait your Lt.

[sparrowlucero]

adding to the pile of little colorful dragons i've been drawing lately

(also available on my kofi as adoptables!)

[reefshrk]

pigeon friends :)

[creepy-girls-do-it-better]

157 days until Halloween

[recordplayerbabyyyy]

Floor tiles from the North Berwick Nunnery, 12th century

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[its-your-mind]

[merinarasauce]

the way of the househusband is an incredible show. tatsu killed like 300 people in one night and was promptly stolen by an absolutely fucking jacked businesswoman. this fucked up the yakuza forever and ever. tatsu is still the most terrifying man in the country but now he owns 5 loyalty cards for local businesses. masa is there

[isuggestlandback]

If you ever wondered why they call tattoos and piercings "unprofessional" and "unsophisticated"

Source: Lainey Molnar

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I don’t think there should be an upper limit to the size of toads

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

a 20 year old toad should be something I could ride

[hermaphrosodomite]

It would just eat you ?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I have kept pet toads they are not difficult to outsmart

[taurzza]

Are you ready? To be abandoned? To be lonely? To be sheltered by the wind? ...

[kosmogrl]

[qalbtalk-deactivated20231105]

“…use things to have good days.”

[narcissistcookbook]

the loading screen trying to convince me to use even one of my 3000 consumables

[devinellekurtz]

My very first tiger drawing and my latest

[formaldehydedoesstuff]

Your skill level is unquestionable but listen.

I love him.

[mothcub]

Mantra.

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

Air Himbo

Water Himbo

Earth Himbo

Fire Himbo

[immaplatypus]

@crvggio​ I’ve been laughing at this for 47 years

[demigoddessqueens]

And the Avatar

[an-eldritch-nightmare-deactivat]

Reblogging again because that last addition is IMPORTANT

[mypunkpansexualtwin]

But when the world needed him most, he pulled the wrong lever...

[lady-byleth]

Why do they even have that lever?

[miss-nerd-alert]

Well done everyone, 10/10 post

[beacon-lamp]

hello beloveds ☺️

[iceslushii]

made an alternate version for the mutuals ive never spoken to

[thetreeofliberty]

You are appreciated