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From the creator of @everythingispirates

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Jack to James: Okay. I'm gonna do something slightly immoral now so you just look the other way for a second

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James: My esteemed rival

James: My beloved nemesis

James: Dearly detested

James: My cherished inevitable downfall

James: My loathed love

James: My adored archenemy

James: Most admirable antagonist

James: To whom it may aggravate

James: My significant bother

Jack: Just say Jack

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Sparrington is like that is that allowed vine but James is both the dude behind the camera and the girl telling him to stop

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Pirates of the Caribbean gag reel [5/?]

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Hold on I'm about to get tender anyway James learns to braid hair one night when he can't sleep and he starts playing around with Jack's hair then when Jack wakes up he's got a little trinket he doesn't recognize

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Update on the Jack and James sketch from a while back

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Those two were my first gay pairing <3

The movie was on TV today and no matter how much I hate the sequels, I love them for the characters. Most of them, at least.

This fanart is old as balls, like almost 7 years.

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James seeing Jack for the first time is like, shook, highkey frustrated and has so many conflicting feelings about his sexuality and shit meanwhile Jack takes one look at Jamie and is like

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Since it's Christmas and whatnot I need y'all to know that Jack Cannot Handle Cold so in modern au he gets extra cuddly the second he sees snow and clings to James like a koala the entire winter

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Jack, drinking: Bottoms up!

James: *fucking hauls Jack off the floor*

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Halloween/autumn in general hcs cus that’s what we need in this season of spookery

James is ridiculously fond of horror movies and makes Jack watch them with him

Jack has nothing against them but he screams at the top of his lungs whenever there’s a jumpscare

That’s James favourite part abt watching horror movies tbh

But besides that he’s not overly excited abt halloween

Jack is

Jack is a dramatic lil bitch what do you expect?

A holliday where he gets to dress up in public and no one has the right to shame him for it? Count him in

One year he dresses up as James and spends the entire day imitating him and James gets tired of it real quick

Tbh one of Jack’s favourite halloween games is to try and find the absolute worst costumes so James will eventually grow tired of them and decide they need to go

Speaking of clothes hhhhhhhhhhhhh Sweaters n Hoodies babey

Also James knits don’t @ me Jack has some of the ugliest socks and beanies in the world

Not because James is bad at knitting he just likes messing with Jack

It’s What He Deserves

Do they go to halloween parties? Uhhhhhhh not really tbh they just get drunk at home

idk what else someone add on here

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Jack is a pirate so he steals all of James' clothes and never ever returns them and James just has to accept that that's his life now send post

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Jack: Can I borrow your hoodie?

James: Sure

Jack: Thanks, I’ll give it back later

Jack, six weeks later, wearing the hoodie:

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James, watching the news: Some idiot tried to fight the squid at the aquarium

Jack, covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick

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Jack: *sees a bee on James' arm*

Jack: Hold still babe

Jack: *rolls up newspaper*

Jack, using the newspaper as a megaphone: tHERE'S A FUCKING BEE ON YOU

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Another one because there is nOT ENOUGH IN THIS TAG

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Prompt: Person A *drunk off his ass* : I need you to come take me home.

One hour later. Person A: Don’t bother, I’m home already.

Person B: I know, I brought you home.